Wonkette's Week in Review: They Are Not Long, The Days of Wine and Roses
It's never a bad week when Education Department press releases sound like the hottest porno movie you've ever seen .
George Allen proves he's not as dumb we think, cause he knows all the dirty bill introduction tactics .
Allen's drive and power to lead come from his heroic American God complex , as captured in oil and displayed, fifty feet long, in his terrifying (we assume) home.
Angry old flyover state cause du jour is a boycott of Miller beer because of the "money" they "donated" to Mexican American charities. Malkin involved, obviously, so whole thing bound to be forgotten by Monday.
ABC News stores genuine bullshit dangerously close to the Capitol.
Anderson Cooper's hoping his bedroom eyes will distract you from the fact that he's been sent to personally kill Castro .
In an attempt to get more Benjamins, Target screws up its Franklins . Though a genuine FDR "action" figure would surely sell like hotcakes too.
Katherine Harris wins her primary , just like we knew she would . And victory is sweet, so sweet .
We didn't make it to Katy's party, not that we were invited, but we did get to this one, and we still haven't washed Chris Matthews' or Tim Russert's handshakes off .
Please take some time from your busy September 11th anniversary planning, and think about some stuff no one else will tell you .