Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is A Little Under The Weather
Whatever, nobody even cares.
Here's your fucking top 10, I'm not feeling well, I've worked 70 hours this week, NOBODY EVER OFFERS TO HELP, I'm fucking done, read your goddamn stories.
10. Franklin Graham Tries To Explain Necessity Of Filling Central Park Field Hospital With Bigots . Don't care.
9. Put Some Nice Things In Your Easter Bonnet And Smoke Them . Don't care.
8. Just Look At These F**king Michigan Idiots . Laura Ingraham is now calling for war like the Radio Rwanda she is, so that's upsetting. She's not in this story, just saying.
7. Republicans, Don't Come For Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer Unless She Calls For You . Don't care.
6. Obama Endorses Biden, Acts Shady The WHOLE ENTIRE TIME . Don't care.
5. A Guy Who Has Never Seen 'Mutiny On The Bounty' Explains 'Mutiny On The Bounty' To Donald Trump . Fine.
4. Princess Cookies 'N' Cream Vanderbilt Rothschild Pelosi Has Granite Countertops . That's nice.
2. Who Likes Videos Of Dr. Fauci Kicking Mike Pence In The Dick? Don't care.
1. Mike Pence Gonna Pay Pastors As Small 'Businesses' Because Isn't That What A Church Is? Don't care.
Don't fucking care.
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Mrs Canoehead and I favour Bailey's in hot chocolate. We call it "woo hoo". A few years ago there was a Christmas commercial where a dog and cat were searching the house for hidden presents. It ended with the cat peeking into the attic. The dog asks if he spotted anything and the cat replies "I found catnip! Woo hoo!" Hence the name.
Their bromance was strong.