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Aug 22, 2020

Hello and welcome to Saturday! Are you living for it? YOU ARE. Today we have Wonkette's top 10 as chosen this week by a Cabinet of Competents! Hey, a website can dream!

10. Donald Trump Won't Host G7, Can't Spell It Either . HAHA, good one Dok.

9. Senate's Dumbest Republican Also A Sniveling Toady If You're Into That Sort Of Thing . Oh Liz let Ron Johnson HAVE IT.

8. President Bigly Brain's Batsh*t Presser Went Lil' Bit Off The Rails Yesterday . Evergreen post.

7. Should We Freak Out Yet? Your Postal Service Fuckery Roundup. I believe the answer was yes!

6. Matt Schlapp To Own The Libs By Getting A Ton Of Parking Tickets . Stop. No. Don't.

5. Gun Nut Blows Own Nuts Off, Is Hailed As Hero By Group Of Men Who Point Guns At Their Nuts . No. REALLY. Don't!

4. Why Would GOP 'Denounce' Rush For Calling Kamala Harris A 'Ho'? He's Just Like Them. What Robyn said again, as usual.

3. Infowars' Millie Weaver Arrested For Robbery, Domestic Violence — Not For Intrepid Journalism . Yikes, Infowars lady!

2. Trump Reaches 'Call Fox & Friends And Whine About How Awesome He Is' Stage Of Grief . How does Evan keep these posts fresh and new, when Trump does the same thing EVERY DAY? It's a mystery!

1. Feed The Kitty . Hey! It's me! You like me! You really like me! I KNOW this was at the top of the page for like 20 days, but it still counts.

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