Welcome welcome to Wonkette's penultimate Top 10 of the year, as apparently chosen this week by a Robyn of Robyns with a side of Robyn!
10. On Clickbait: When People Tell You They Just Want To Read Headlines, Believe Them . Robyn!
9. Trump And The MAGA Crowd Go Off The Deep End After SCOTUS Refuses To Undo The Election . Robyn!
8. Maria Bartiromo Getting Secret Messages From Someone Who Knows Trump REALLY Won The Election . Robyn!
7. Look, Shiny Normal Thing! Here's Biden's Green Team! Dok ... Zoom you say? Who dat?
6. Big Tough Gym Guy Reenacts 'Love Actually' Scene To Protest COVID Restrictions . Robyn!
5. Charlottesville Police Chief Declares War On Unitarians Over Racial Profiling Complaint . Robyn!
4. Billy Graham's Biggest Mistake Just Grateful Trump Ended Death Penalty For Saying 'Merry Christmas!' Hey look, it's Evan!
3. While We Wait For SCOTUS TO DQ Texas Suit, Let's Check In On Ken Paxton! And Jamie!
2. Trump's Legal Clown Car Runs Out Of Road . And Liz!
1. WSJ Guy Takes Brave Stand Against Dr. Jill Biden Calling Herself Dr. Jill Biden . Hey guess what! It's Robyn!
There you have it! Wonkette's Top 10, as chosen this week by a Robyn of Robyns with a side of Robyn!
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This is exactly why we need a great businessman and deal maker Donald Trump as president. Along with his hidden genius son-in-law Jared who made such a great deal on 666 Park Avenue.
You know what might also help protect your satellites? Not having a russian asset as President and letting the Russians into all your most important defence and communications systems.