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mole child of cluelessness's avatar

Poop, they burn the cattle poo for heat

DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

Well, I asked for rain, and I got it. Everything looks greener, already, but it's gray and cold and raining sideways. My husband went back to bed and he's still there. Good day for naps. I don't do day sleeping very often, anymore.

Querolous's avatar

If both your parents are children then you must be very very young.

shocktreatment's avatar

I'd like to see him raise his hands over his head.

shocktreatment's avatar

"Another conspiracy!!1! They're testing the duper-secret earthquake bombs at the Tonopah range, maybe Nelly!!1!"

This would not be unexpected, in these times

HerstoryRepeating's avatar

Yes, before last call lights come on 😂

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Nothing left but a few angle irons

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Dried Sheep shit is a renewable energy resource

Crip Dyke, ABOLISH THE POLICE's avatar

Crip Dyke: Ooh, yeah, baby. Call me elitist again, then sex me up sua sponte!

Narrator: On appeal, it was determined that a motion to sex up the petitioner sua sponte was not legally cognizable by the bench.

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I can't believe that they're still making RV and boat galley cooktops using anything other than induction coils.

Dianna Deem's avatar

I measured a yurt for work once. Damn, that sounds like the set up for a joke, but it’s true. Problem is, yurts are round, and our program doesn’t do round. I had to draw it as a hexagon, and note that it was round. This was for a retreat located on CA’s central coast.

Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

There is no reaching some people - if in May 2020 you’re still “since so and so didn’t get the nod, I’m good with Trump, thanks” there nothing I’m going to say at this point.

rmontcal's avatar

I thought it was spelled “grandbabby”?

FurryCaterwauling's avatar

Purty still ya got there....

Be sure to cut off the fraction with methanol. Fun fact: ethanol is the treatment for methanol intoxication because preferential metabolism.