Good morning beloveds! I thought there might not be enough stories this week for a Top Ten, but when I looked they multiplied like loaves and fishes and shit! Here are the most popular things that you read this week, as determined by SCIENCE!
10. Sarah Palin Hurls Self Into Thanksgiving Turkey Grinder, For A Change . Didn't see THAT one coming!
9. Soybean Farmers Celebrate Thanksgiving By Letting Trump Eat Their Faces Off . Nor that!
8. Your New Boyfriend: This Terrible Novelist Who Couldn't Get Published Because Sexism Against Men. LOL, this guy fucking sucked.
7. Here Is Barry Obummer Making Fun Of Trump's 'Mommy Issues,' Have A Nice Day! And this guy did not!
6. President BabySh*ts Actually Tried To LOCK HER UP, Because He's A Garbage Human Being . Just very normal US president behavior, very fine.
5. Deleted Comments: In Which Wingnuts Do Sarcasm At Us . Didn't even read it. Robyn read it, because you all pay for Robyn to me on weekends. Thank you, I love you.
4. GOP Like 'F*ck Yeah, Dude, Let's Piss On The Guy Who Killed Bin Laden!' You're not still surprised every time they piss on The Troops, are you?
3. Until The Bare Lies Shine Through: Your William S. Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer 2018 . This was beautiful.
2. How Sad Are You That You Are Not At The 2018 Flat Earth Conference Today? Man, the weekend gang really gets its gang on, doesn't it?
1. Georgie Papadopoulos Decides He Doesn't Want To Go To Jail On Monday, LOL 'K? And the judge who got to hear the Thanksgiving Wednesday at 4 p.m. motion was doubtless SO PLEASED.
BONUS! Don't Buy These Wonkette Bazaar Christmas Gifts Today, It Is Buy Nothing Day Dummies! That was yesterday, and now it is today!
Your Wonkette loves you, and thanks you for the week mostly off. Now have a daughter and a granddaughter, catching supervillains, as one does.
That is good to know about the PT, thanks. There aren't a great variety of PT exercises that apply to necks, so I wasn't sure about this.
13 surgeries! You are much braver than me. I have had a real phobia about surgery since I was a tiny little girl. The very thought of doctors cutting into my body makes my toes curl and my skin crawl. I can't even watch doctor programs on TV where they pretend to do surgery or are actually doing surgery without becoming physically ill and having to change the channel. I am only doing this one because they said if I don't, eventually I will be paralyzed. I don't want to be paralyzed because then you can't take care of yourself and must depend constantly on other people, which is something else I abhor the very thought of. You can't even kill yourself if you decide life is no longer worth living.
The Airdesk is phenomenal. I researched all the available laptop stands for over a week, and it is by far the best, most configurable and most adaptable one, and it will work with any chair, no matter how close to the ground the chair is. Other desks had wheels that raised the stand up too high to fit under my recliner and my sofa, or they were not stable enough to hold a heavy 17" laptop. I also like the Airdesk because you can buy as many arms for as many gadgets as you want, and they easily swing out of the way when you want to get out of your chair. Mine ended up costing about $300 because I bought 3 arms and the middle height pole, but it was worth every penny as I use it every day, and I can move it to the bedroom quite easily since it is not very heavy. I could even take it to a hospital if I was going to be in one for a while, as the arms are easily removed and replaced and will fit into my large suitcase.
I did not have any recommended PT but as I carry stress in my neck and shoulders did do some after the three month check. Great idea with the laptop stand. As a voracious reader it was really hard for.me. I didn't even think to look for one for my tablet. I am going to ask the family of there was anything I found difficult as I am sure I have forgotten stuff. I have had 13 surgeries for various things in the last 15 yrs and I don't want to Get the advice mixed up.😏