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chascates's avatar

Can you go by that guy's place that doesn't serve the brownz/gheyz/gimps? Get a bunch of drunk Wonkeratti and invade his place, play the Village People's YMCA from a boom box, and smoke from a bong.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Just remember to leave your six-shooter with the barkeep. Them saloon's can get mighty onery.

TundraGrifter's avatar

The drugs took hold just inside Tecumseh...if they were outside of Tecumseh, they wouldn't work.

WA Bishop's avatar

"Oklahoma"? Are there, like, flights there?

TundraGrifter's avatar

"The End of the Trail" - my person favorite drunk Lee Marvin scene: <a href="http://atlretro.com/wp-cont..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://atlretro.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Ca...">http://atlretro.com/wp-cont...

Fartknocker's avatar

Be sure to show side boob - the locals will immediately call 9-1-1 and say that you're being lewd and lascivious.