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1st light's avatar

Nice glasses, Jaime Lynn!

Dick Fritter's avatar

Yay JLC! My favorite legal cat lady!

Mal Speranza's avatar

"Schumer has no control over his caucus"? WTF Stephen?

Mal Speranza's avatar

I would like to see indictments of the Trump administration for refusing to allow the Biden transition team into the WH between Nov. 3 and Jan. 21. During a pandemic and with the risk of some fuckwad country deciding to do a little military somethingsomething. They destroyed records and refused to meet with Biden's people.

Of course, Trump hoped someone somewhere would cause an international incident so he could do something insane. God that was terrifying.

If it's not an actual law, can we make it a law?

The Wanderer's avatar

Back in 2015, before the first debates and long before the caucuses and primaries started, I did two Candidate Roundups, one for each party.

I almost literally Can't Be Arsed to do it this year. These Bum of the Month Club rejects aren't worth the hypergolic fuel to send them all to the Moon.

Mal Speranza's avatar

In this instance, the obsession with Horse Race will be good for Chrispie, which is a good thing, all in all.

lmurr's avatar

Ivy League educated nitwit is incapable of learning.

Posted to wrong post. Should have gone to the Cruz shark one.

Mal Speranza's avatar

No point. Do it in February.

Gout Machine's avatar

What if you did, like, four words on each of them and called it a day? Could be funny.

PhoenixDogLover's avatar

I have three categories, into which all republican candidates can be placed, based on their primary characteristic:

1. Prevaricators - just lie about everything

2. Douchebros - soulless libertarian and corporate "solutions"

3. Political Invertebrates - spineless pandering

And those are the good points.

R. Riddle's avatar

Well, to be fair, numbers 2 and 3 lie about everything, too.

PhoenixDogLover's avatar

College major/minor thing.

Parakeetist's avatar

OT: Lucy Letby, a nurse in England, was sentenced to four life terms. She deserves it. Trigger warning.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-merseyside-66569311

Hobbes17's avatar

One of only 4 women to get a whole life tariff and absolutely the right sentence. It's horrific and there are probably more cases. My heart aches for parents who have lost their babies to this monster and also for the jury who had to endure the evidence.

1st light's avatar

Yeah, that is a horrific story.

Alpaca's avatar

I is and was an awful story to follow. There is suspicion that there are more they dont know about

Rhand Holm's avatar

"You have no remorse. There are no mitigating factors." What would be a mitigating factor for killing babies? It's not like she could claim self-defense.

Some kind of Fred's avatar

Hypothetically? Some extreme mental illness, like if she thought they were watermelons, could have been a mitigating factor.

If UK women's prisons are like what I've read about in the US, she's going to be very unpopular with the other inmates.

Bear: PROTECT THE AMERICUB's avatar

Perhaps they were armed with FRESH FRUIT?

1st light's avatar

Ugly and unnecessary comment.

The Wanderer's avatar

I know the UK doesn't have capital punishment, but in this woman's case I'd gladly donate the rope.

Russell Jones's avatar

That trial went on for nine months. Can't even imagine. That's lightening-quick compared to the Italian criminal proceedings against the shithead who wrecked the cruise ship Costa Concordia back in 2012, but still . . . .

Let the appeal commence, I suppose.

Mal Speranza's avatar

Thanks to the Tories, appeals are pretty curtailed in the UK, I think.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

And the Doctor that tried to warn admin. about her was brushed off, allowing her to continue her spree.

Just like the RC sex abuse cases. Protect the institution at all costs.

SkeptiKC's avatar

That is a primary function of those administrative suits. They are entirely removed from the realities of the floor and exist as a tailored distraction from horror shows like this one.

Daniel's avatar

It is a full life tariff.

PickwickNext's avatar

OT: but this is one of the most daming things I've ever seen

The CPC is hoping that money and marketing can make Poilievre electable in a way in which his record does not. It is a big ask. Even the stone-hearted U.S. presidential candidate Ron DeSantis has more of a personality than Poilievre

Eileen's avatar

I just read up on him. Good GOD!

Rhand Holm's avatar

OT: Russia's Luna-25 rocket crashed into the moon. Russia claims the moon is full of Nazis and is corrupt. Invasion to follow.

Richard S's avatar

(inserting that image from "La Voyage dans La Lune" (1902))

“The apparatus moved into an unpredictable orbit and ceased to exist as a result of a collision with the surface of the moon,” the agency said in a statement.

Emil Muz's avatar

In Russia, moon crash is feature, not bug

PhoenixDogLover's avatar

Symbolic of the whole fucking Russian enterprise at this point.

blueicebank's avatar

PR-wise, they needed this.

"Moscow, we have a problem."

Russell Jones's avatar

Damn, they can't even get a Sputnik/Gagarin callback right.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

They'd better send their entire military.

Meccalopolis's avatar

Is not moon. Is potato.

Wokey McWokeface's avatar

Twelve moon children reported killed.

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1st light's avatar

Actually, in this case it was.

ciaobella's avatar

Being blind as a bat, I could not wear glasses like Jamie's. They would be like an inch thick at the edges of the lenses.

Lucinda the Pook's avatar

Me, too. Last pair I ordered (before cataract surgery was needed) couldn't be folded up.

Mateo del Sol's avatar

If I didn't pay for whatever fancy-ass lenses they use for my glasses, I'd have coke-bottle type lenses.

ciaobella's avatar

Oh, I already pay for the high-refractive-index lens material. My glasses usually cost several hundred dollars.

Mateo del Sol's avatar

Yeah, they're expensive af. 🤑💸😭

Shananigan's avatar

I paid $160 for the crap version of progressive lenses. The good ones would have cost $500. Ugh.

Mateo del Sol's avatar

That's a bit more than what I paid for the whole kit and kaboodle on my glasses, but yeah. Expensive as hell. 😭

Stanta Knows's avatar

I love those cartoon art frames. I couldn't pull that off (too shy)

zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

thank you both so much, SER and JLC - I am delighted to have another hour of hearing your wit and wisdom!

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT: Demz in Disarray!!1!

𝗩𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗸 𝗥𝗮𝗺𝗮𝘀𝘄𝗮𝗺𝘆 𝗧𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗔𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗛𝗲’𝘀 𝗥𝘂𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗦𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗥𝗼𝗻 𝗗𝗲𝗦𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶𝘀: 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁

https://www.mediaite.com/election-2024/vivek-ramaswamy-told-allies-hes-running-to-sabotage-ron-desantis-report/

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

With Christie gunning for PAB and Vek gunning for PuddinFingers, this should be a laff riot!

Elderly John's avatar

Bringing coals to Newcastle.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Every little bit helps, I reckon.

Sojourner Truth's avatar

The Ronbot3000 has a better plan for sabotage. He's talking.

Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Someone accidentally triggered the Self-Destruct button...

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

If only one of the other candidates can make him laugh on camera...

Shananigan's avatar

All they’d have to do is trip and fall.

Schmannity's avatar

Listless vessels on the water, very free and easy.

Tetman Callis's avatar

You think Johnny down the road stole your money. So you go to the cops and you tell them, "Johnny down the road stole my money." Notice -- you don't say you think he did, you just outright say he did.

So the police say, "What evidence do you have that Johnny did this?" And you say, "I don't have any proof, but there's been a lot of things that I've heard he's been doing that just don't add up."

Let's say the police do a little investigation, and don't find any proof, and they come back and tell you, "We investigated, and we didn't find any proof that he stole your money. Sorry. Case closed."

So at that point, is it within your rights to go down the road and steal money form Johnny because you think you're getting yours back? No, buddy, sorry, you're not allowed to do that. Wherever your money went, you're just going to have to eat the loss.

Is it within your rights to get some friends together and have them help you go down the road and steal money form Johnny because you think you're getting yours back? No, not that, either -- except that now you've engaged in a criminal conspiracy.

What if Johnny actually did steal your money, and you finally had proof of it? Could you just get your friends together and the bunch of you go down the road to get it back? Still, no, you can't do that. It's against the law. And it's still a criminal conspiracy. Damn, Donnie, how many times do you have to be told this?

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT: Poorly embalmed corpse qualifies for GOP "debate"

𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗵𝗲 𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗚𝗢𝗣 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗱𝗲𝗯𝗮𝘁𝗲

https://nordot.app/1066382582210379981?c=592622757532812385

el duderino's avatar

I don’t know what that is but it’s already polling higher than Niki Haley

Schmannity's avatar

Because Perry White would be too obvious.

52camellias's avatar

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ᴄᴏɢꜱᴡᴇʟʟ's avatar

Update: August 21st, 2023, 11:50 AM Central Time: PAB's Patriot Legal Defense Fund website still hacked.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!