361 Comments

So, you said yes to anal?

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Da fuck? This is wonkette. You want dead breitbart. Fuck off now little troll

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Ask me to have her liquified. I have a large blender.

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Throws an empty Chardonnay bottle at the mirror and shatters it into a million pieces

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Many upfists for the Who reference.

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I f***ckd Ann Coulter in the butt. She told me to wreck it.

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Ann loves the butt stuff and I wrecked her butt a few times

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Yes, I love it. Hard and deep. Do it to me.

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oooooh that ann, such a not funny lady, like, she's never ever really funny. this is sooooo ANN....SOOOOO not FUN.

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Is he any good if you want to, you know, sort of permanently terminate a marriage, or maybe the individual who has turned out to be rather less than one had hoped? A little something that would solve the problem of sharing of assets or custody or whathaveyou - in just 48 hours? Asking for a friend.

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She reminds me of an over-tired 3 year-old whose behaviour is no longer amusing, but who digs in her heels and refuses to quit. And the duck lips aren't working any longer, either.

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Give that woman a huc? I'd sooner eat a live banana slug.

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I won't give Coulter a hug, but I will give her a Georgia Sanchez, which is like a Dirty Sanchez, only dirtier.

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A hug no. I would give her an enema and see how much of her that would be left.

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I would catch scrofula from the slightest contact with that thing.

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dildo bugs . some people don't rinse ...

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