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Iam Reading's avatar

So, you said yes to anal?

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Iam Reading's avatar

Da fuck? This is wonkette. You want dead breitbart. Fuck off now little troll

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harmonikasavingsbond's avatar

Ask me to have her liquified. I have a large blender.

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Rebel Scum hardened Democrat's avatar

Throws an empty Chardonnay bottle at the mirror and shatters it into a million pieces

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ahughes798's avatar

Many upfists for the Who reference.

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Patricia Drake's avatar

I f***ckd Ann Coulter in the butt. She told me to wreck it.

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Patricia Drake's avatar

Ann loves the butt stuff and I wrecked her butt a few times

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Patricia Drake's avatar

Yes, I love it. Hard and deep. Do it to me.

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BlackestNoobs's avatar

oooooh that ann, such a not funny lady, like, she's never ever really funny. this is sooooo ANN....SOOOOO not FUN.

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fgbndslndr's avatar

Is he any good if you want to, you know, sort of permanently terminate a marriage, or maybe the individual who has turned out to be rather less than one had hoped? A little something that would solve the problem of sharing of assets or custody or whathaveyou - in just 48 hours? Asking for a friend.

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fgbndslndr's avatar

She reminds me of an over-tired 3 year-old whose behaviour is no longer amusing, but who digs in her heels and refuses to quit. And the duck lips aren't working any longer, either.

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NarcissisticWeirdo's avatar

Give that woman a huc? I'd sooner eat a live banana slug.

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Johnny Pez's avatar

I won't give Coulter a hug, but I will give her a Georgia Sanchez, which is like a Dirty Sanchez, only dirtier.

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Stein Olsen's avatar

A hug no. I would give her an enema and see how much of her that would be left.

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E.A. Blair's avatar

I would catch scrofula from the slightest contact with that thing.

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Rick Gardner's avatar

dildo bugs . some people don't rinse ...

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