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If you thought Marion Barry could dance, think again! Because Al Sharpton is nimble as a ballerina. [ Michelle Malkin ]
With all its student loans and Mongolian hordes of credit card debt, California is having a hard time paying the bills! But that hasn't stopped the California State Legislature from jerkin' the gherkin and debating into the wee hours about COW TAILS and other issues concerning cow anatomy, like, for example, why they have tails and we don't? Sounds like a job for a new ad-hoc committee! Oh dear, Arnold Schwarzenegger IST SEHR ANGRY. [ Hit & Run ]
Andrew Sullivan, his keyboard still dipped in Hezbollah green, continues to blog for freedom, in his bathrobe. And just like everyone else who fights the Man, Andrew Sullivan listens to the hip-hop. Behold: the KRS-One of Iran. Woop-Woop! [ Andrew Sullivan ]
A few deeply concerned Republican lawmakers held an intervention for Michele Bachmann, because they were justifiably worried all the paint huffing was taking its toll. But who are you going to listen to, Michele? These Republican faggots, or Alex Jones? [ HuffPost ]
The other day we reported that Matt Yglesias was writing a blog about all the fun he was having reading Infinite Jest . Well looky here! The game is the same, but the rules have changed! [ Read Infinite Jest Until Ken Layne's Book Is Published ]