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Snowbilly Grifterella puts the "ass" in Crissmass.

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Your mother shoots Glocks in Hell!

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Actually, she's back to a typewriter now. Her word processor committed suicide.

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too coherent

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needs moar turkey decapitator

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Go home camel, you're drunk...

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I'd call this a Palin Christmas Song, but I like it too much. Merry Christmas, you fuckers. <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=P37xPiRz1sg" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P37xPiRz1sg">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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You say Clamato I say Clamahto

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Her F7 key climbed right off her keyboard only to be found in a snowdrift, whimpering pathetically

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Merry Griftmas, $arah you horrible gift that keeps on giving.

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payback is a bitch

(though she seems to be enjoying it)

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This is the best thing I read today.

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Not even a wink for surveyor's marks...

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