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Incoming Ham's avatar

Snowbilly Grifterella puts the "ass" in Crissmass.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Your mother shoots Glocks in Hell!

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Actually, she's back to a typewriter now. Her word processor committed suicide.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

needs moar turkey decapitator

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Go home camel, you're drunk...

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I'd call this a Palin Christmas Song, but I like it too much. Merry Christmas, you fuckers. <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=P37xPiRz1sg" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P37xPiRz1sg">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

You say Clamato I say Clamahto

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Her F7 key climbed right off her keyboard only to be found in a snowdrift, whimpering pathetically

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Merry Griftmas, $arah you horrible gift that keeps on giving.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

payback is a bitch

(though she seems to be enjoying it)

Chris Grrr's avatar

This is the best thing I read today.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Not even a wink for surveyor's marks...