Hey besties, Wow, it's Crissmass again! So fun, espcially here in AK (that's alaskan for Alaska) where Santa Klaze has his summer home and its so dark in winter, it makes me sad but then I go Tanning and it helps a lot, and I look tan then too which also is helps ya know.
Snowbilly Grifterella puts the "ass" in Crissmass.
Your mother shoots Glocks in Hell!
Actually, she's back to a typewriter now. Her word processor committed suicide.
too coherent
needs moar turkey decapitator
Go home camel, you're drunk...
I&#039;d call this a Palin Christmas Song, but I like it too much. Merry Christmas, you fuckers. <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=P37xPiRz1sg" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P37xPiRz1sg">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
You say Clamato I say Clamahto
Her F7 key climbed right off her keyboard only to be found in a snowdrift, whimpering pathetically
Merry Griftmas, $arah you horrible gift that keeps on giving.
payback is a bitch
(though she seems to be enjoying it)
This is the best thing I read today.
Not even a wink for surveyor&#039;s marks...