World Collapsing Rapidly

Ahh, looks like that Bailout Compromise is going to pass in the House eas... ACK, it's not going to pass. Well! The economy was fun while it lasted. You can watch exciting live footage of the vote at CNN.com. Now it's 228 nay, 205 YAY. The Dow has dropped more than 600 points in the last few minutes. Seriously, buy canned goods. [ CNN ]