World Ending, Michelle Obama Rocks the Costa del Sol

What the H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks is going on? Your editor just returned from a frantic/miserable week of "summer vacation," with nothing but occasional glances at theUSA Todayto remind him of this American Politics/Collapse thing -- did you know America Loves Cake, and everyone is still unemployed, and the nation is melting?

What else? Oh, there was a mob war on the Metro, and Pakistan is washing away in the worst floods in a century, and even Moscow is on fire. At least our modern-day Marie Antoinette andoneof the Obama daughters are rocking theCosta del Sol, while the rest of us eat actual garbage just to get the TB so we can demand a cot and three square meals a day at Nobama's Death Hospital.