World-Famous Dick Joke Emporium And Mommyblog 'Wonkette' Does Not Understand The Kids These Days
Wonkette, it's this blog, you probably don't know it. But maybe your mom does? She is probably like "I love Wonkette, because it is for old people like me who are spending your inheritance and also drunk." Your mom thinks we are funny as shit! She howls and howls, with laughter, and also when we were eating her box, LAST NIGHT.
SEE? JOKES!
But it has been some time since Wonkette's heyday as the premier source of #jokes about politics, because at some point The Daily Show stole our whole thing, and also TruckNutz, and became the premier source of #jokes about politics.
And then Jon Stewart left and grew an Al Gore beard, and they hired this kid, Trevor Noah, and now the #jokes about politics are like this:
Hillary Clinton, you are NOT indicted! pic.twitter.com/aKUTU21Cko
— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) July 5, 2016
Mine wasn't that bad. They merely looked at me with incredulity.
I don't know anything about Jill Stein's platform, can you explain or give me a link? We do love the $15 minimum, that's a beautiful thing. I loooooved Bernie for a long time, but then felt betrayed when big portions of his followers proved to be massive assholes. Free college is definitely attractive to me. I don't think any of these things are completely impossible under Clinton, not now that Bernie has brought them out and made them such core issues of his campaign, and we've seen how popular they were! Smarter minds than mine said his plans for HOW to do them were crap, but I still think it's possible if we work on fixing what's wrong with them. If other nations can do it, why can't we?! I do think there's still a seat for you here, if you ever want to read dick jokes about Trump, though, even if you think we're not left enough. <3