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and second graders enjoy scatalogical humor and wedgies. I'll take a second grader over WND anyday, and I think all children are small, sticky aliens.

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That heinous song by Daft Punk?

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What WND’s registered readership thinks was the funniest thing in the last year . . . with 51 votes ...

What fraction of visitors to the WingNutDaily web site are "readers", relative to the number of sane people looking for a good laff?

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I might find it funnier if I was delirious with fever. Of course, when I'm delirious with fever <em>The Dukes Of Hazzard</em> is hilarious.

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Costco? Not only are they commie but they pay living wages! And still make a profit!

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<em>AIDS, Ebola, Obama ...</em>

Oh, now I get it! They're calling Obama a virus or a microbe. What a relief; I was thinking for a minute that AIDS and Ebola were also black things.

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If Wonkette cut back on the alcohol, we'd send the entire "getting people shitfaced" industry into a truly impressive tailspin...

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Why 5 *s? Fuuuuck Africa? Inquiring minds want to know what this gentleman - who was totally going to score with nerdglasses if only she wasn't a filthy Liberal - was thinking...

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Yes. Our fellow citizens.

*Drink*

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Betteridge's Law still works, I see.

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