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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Looks like all those cardboard boxes I've been hording is finally going to pay off. I will rule the real estate market of the future! Bwahahaha cough cough.

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"To the guillotines, comrades!"

What makes you think you'll play the standing-up role?

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40%? Well no wonder they're all upset and screaming for more tax cuts ... they aren't even halfway there!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Better hookers and drugs? Now I want to be rich.

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So <i>that's</i> the "return to the gold standard" I keep hearing about.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Well I hope they only get the food and electricity <i>after</i> indulging in some sweet, sweet evil psychology, no matter what the cost.

chascates's avatar

I should have majored in 'millionaire' instead of English literature.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I think another thing people would be interested in knowing is how much of that 40% was through inheritance.

PsycWench's avatar

The real cost involved is for the cigarettes afterward.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Did you mean otiose or odious? Six of one....

Spurning Beer's avatar

Speaking as a sweet, sweet evil psychologist, I concur.

PsycWench's avatar

Well, I'm sure the poorest 15% of so would only waste any extra money they might get, on food or electricity or some such frivolity.

schmannity's avatar

Fox spin: number of millionaires on the rise around the globe!