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Damn! Just saw my bitchy christian neighbor outside. Better luck next time!

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I'll take twenty!

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And I feel fine.

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So it's better to be prepared for when God, omnipotent being, Creator of the universe, destroys the entire Earth, WITH FIRE.

Good to know you can prepare for that. What do you do, cover yourself in silicone oven mitts?

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a friend of mine posted on FB that the time between end time events is now looking like a reverse hockey stick

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even end times have entrepreneurs. These people will take care of your pet after you are raptured.

http://www.aftertherapturep...

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Since when have the EMTs been attacking?

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Hay, it's 15:24 EDT, and the world's still here.

mark, still hoping they get Raptured outta here

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i have seen those. they any good?

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Love the Monty Python allusion!

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I'm always late for things....

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Pinky and The Brain are pretty smart, Pinky could be a top GOP candidate for President, and The Brain could deal with Putin.

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It's not on my calendar - was I not invited AGAIN???

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This raises the question, if the world comes to an end during the game, do they reschedule the remaining innings or does the score at the time of the apocalypse become the final? There surely must be a rule for this situation.

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Well, thank goodness for that since I have an exam this Thursday, 10/8. Glad to know I can blow off studying tonight and just binge-watch Orphan Black instead.

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Why do we never get a time. I'm in the UK, and I want to know if its worth getting up for work.

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