-Cheap travel to Mars? Say, this IS good news. Even though planet Earth still has a few miles left on her, it's never to early to start fucking up another planet. I hope I get to be one of the first customers at the Starbucks on Olympus Mons!
-Is there a connection between this woman and David Vitter? No one has denied it.
No shit, eh? I was listening to the radio this morning and I learned that Starbucks gives health insurance to even its part-time employees. What the hell am I waiting for?
-Cheap travel to Mars? Say, this IS good news. Even though planet Earth still has a few miles left on her, it's never to early to start fucking up another planet. I hope I get to be one of the first customers at the Starbucks on Olympus Mons!
-Is there a connection between this woman and David Vitter? No one has denied it.
Radioactive salt water makes a great douche. Just ask Ann Coulter.
When you can sit in your backyard at night and read the newspaper in the glow of your body parts, things are probably radioactive enough.
This is no doubt good news for John McCain, somehow.
Another morning, another horror! Someone, tongue-punch my fartbox! Please!
I thought O'Keefe was a great douche...is he radioactive?
Hmm. Did not intend to delete my comment. Maybe Wordpress is radioactive and going on a rampage.
I, for one, have begun stockpiling precious American commodities such as Koch-free toilet paper and beer. Bring it on, Mayan calendar!
Just so long as I make my sales quota.
What did you say? I hate it when someone has ripped the first page out of a mystery novel.
You are now free to finger-bang around the country.
No shit, eh? I was listening to the radio this morning and I learned that Starbucks gives health insurance to even its part-time employees. What the hell am I waiting for?
Come on....you saw the Mayan calendar!
Next year, people! NEXT year!
I said that this will probably turn out to be good news for John McCain somehow.
We may criticize TSA and customs and all, but whoever it was who checked inside a loaded adult diaper is a far braver person than I.
I just want to tongue punch Terry Gross...is that so wrong?