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Better yet to skim munnies from the gullible, just for reinforcing their ignorance.

The President's not holding "someone" accountable (before the investigation is complete), and the press isn't holding him accountable - says <i>Sarah Palin.</i> That's gotta provide a few chuckles in the West Wing.

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Hey $arah: Fuck right the fuck off, willya? Had enough of you for a fuckin' lifetime.

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Vajayjay liebulz!

Mine is throughly insulted & suggests the product you are looking for is an enema for the Bore of Babbleon's cranium whooshing.

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Oh hai there Bore of Babbleon. What's new? How are your endorsed candidates doing so far? What's that? Oh not so swell, huh? Colour us shocked.

You should take some advice from your pal Lou and not cast any asparagus from your glass shack.

Also too. Thanks for endorsing Karen Handel thus sending her into retirement.

XOXO

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Me too except in my childhood fantasies she was my mom cause mine was... well… she was not a nice person.

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To be entirely fair there are a few blahs (Carson, Allen & Scott) who are also too.

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January 20, 2017: Bamz hands Hill the keys.

January 21, 2017: Michelle charters a flight to AK, shows that POS what a real lady, wife, mother & American looks like and then goes full on blah gurl azz whoopin crazy on her.

That's what gets me through times like these.

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Wingnut versions of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" must have a very different ending in Teabagger households.

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I like how the late Jack Kemp sort of vanished into thin air after he lost in 1996, instead of going on tv and reciting the latest conservative trope every chance he got. I didn’t agree with his economics, but that guy had class and dignity.

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That's just what this festival of self-righteous hypocrisy needed: a visit from Alaskunt.

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In the old days, she'd have become a Hollywood Square by now. We need to return to that traditional value.

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Linda Carter was (is!) Wonder Woman. Sarah Palin™ is One Duh Woman.

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I was thinking a gentle breeze, myself.

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Lazy? The President gets more accomplished before breakfast than Princess Dumbass of the Northwoods gets done all day. And despite the torrential rain of bowling balls her and her ilk drop on him, he hasn't said "Peace, I'm out!" like some people we know.

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Why won't that lazy Kenyan put on the headset and start making appointments at a hospital that is concealing its incompetence?

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Put her in between Bruce Vilanch and Paul Lynde. I'd actually watch that, probably.

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