World's Sexiest Men Gather For Rush Limbaugh's Fourth Wedding
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Beloved American comedian Rush Limbaugh met a lady while he was divorcing his third wife a few years back, and now that new lady is Limbaugh's fourth wife. Exciting! But how do you make such a special once-every-couple-of-years event even more exciting? If you're Rush Limbaugh, you pay One Million Dollars to a very famous singer and piano player who is also very famously homosexual and British and a gay-marriage supporter and AIDS activist -- and that's how, we guess, Sir Elton John wound up performing at Limbaugh's latest wedding. But the sexiest men at the Miami occasion were the guests.Karl Rove, Fred Thompson, Sean Hannity, Rudy Giuliani, Clarence Thomas ... it wouldn't have been any more fantastic if God Himself decided to rain burning poison shit from the sky, forever. And if you're one of those people who didn't figure out around 1992 that James Carville is an amoral scumbag, then perhaps you would've been surprised to see Carville and his Bride of Frankenstein enjoying the festivities. In other words, happy nuptials, Rush! Let's hope this is your last wedding! [
World's Sexiest Men Gather For Rush Limbaugh's Fourth Wedding
World's Sexiest Men Gather For Rush…
World's Sexiest Men Gather For Rush Limbaugh's Fourth Wedding
Beloved American comedian Rush Limbaugh met a lady while he was divorcing his third wife a few years back, and now that new lady is Limbaugh's fourth wife. Exciting! But how do you make such a special once-every-couple-of-years event even more exciting? If you're Rush Limbaugh, you pay One Million Dollars to a very famous singer and piano player who is also very famously homosexual and British and a gay-marriage supporter and AIDS activist -- and that's how, we guess, Sir Elton John wound up performing at Limbaugh's latest wedding. But the sexiest men at the Miami occasion were the guests.Karl Rove, Fred Thompson, Sean Hannity, Rudy Giuliani, Clarence Thomas ... it wouldn't have been any more fantastic if God Himself decided to rain burning poison shit from the sky, forever. And if you're one of those people who didn't figure out around 1992 that James Carville is an amoral scumbag, then perhaps you would've been surprised to see Carville and his Bride of Frankenstein enjoying the festivities. In other words, happy nuptials, Rush! Let's hope this is your last wedding! [