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formerChild's avatar

You shouldn't call a senior judge "Hon". It's unseemly.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

My German friend's granddad was a general in WW2. He hated Hitler and the Nazi Party but was all like "my country, right or wrong". My friend is still so ashamed of his granddad that he used to pretend to be quarter-Jewish to cover it up.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

What a LIBEL against pro wrestling :(

Ne Jabba no barta's avatar

So a "News" channel has nine hours out of 24 each day that is actually "News". That's awesome! Filter out the reverse mortgage and gold buying adds, along with when they bring their "opinion" guys on to "news" shows to blather, and it's probably more like 15 minutes of actual news each day.

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dshwa's avatar

"Think Progress flags a tweet from Cillizza’s fellow hall-of-famer in the League Of Unnecessary Journalists, Chuck Todd"

Lines like this are why I subscribe. Thanks for that laugh Evan.

Ducksworthy's avatar

"We’d find you a clip of that to watch, but we don’t want to." Thanks Evan.

Ducksworthy's avatar

I think you've figure it out. Want to start a Church?

ahughes798's avatar

I can't disagree with his cynicism, and I'm not posing either.

ahughes798's avatar

Squee! Adorable! Fun/not so fun facts: Opossums are the only mammal that never stops growing, which is probably one reason why the poor things only live about 2 years in the wild.

Querolous's avatar

Nipper was far more intelligent.

Ken M13's avatar

Con men make their living from other people's faith.

"M"'s avatar

Well, okay... but that doesn't exactly present a solution. Maybe along with your cynicism you're still sufficiently comfortable that this mess doesn't touch you directly. Maybe you won't be one of the first people whose internet access Ajit Pai yanks. But some people can't really afford to live like that.

herkie's avatar

Yes, well if 15 minutes of made up and spun stuff can be called news.

Sid Pevear's avatar

Like doctors and dentists, no matter how lousy they are you cant get them to just say, "yea, that guy sucks".