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jqheywood's avatar

Me too! How exciting. This one is definitely going right on to my c.v.

Paul MacDonald's avatar

I don't feel much better for posting it. : (

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Ground goes up...ground goes down. Nobody knows why.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Video time :48. The world is blowing up behind this dude, and he's checking the news on his iphone. There's a metaphor for humanity there somewhere.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Let's see....what horrible jokes haven't been made yet....

The tidal waves flooding the coasts after quake might be a real problem for a nation of tiny, tiny Asian people.

Roads to move inland are probably blocked because they're all bad drivers.

I'm sure we'll see plenty of pictures because they all have giant cameras.

And they all have small penises.

Ok, I'm done now.

(I'm sure over at FreeRep and Brietbartland, the racist-stereotype jokes were the first ones posted.)

jqheywood's avatar

Depends on your definition of "alive".

fuflans's avatar

a wrathful earth is terrible.

not to be political or anything, but it is something to keep in mind.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

NYtimes has a photo gallery here <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/inte..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2011/03/11/wor...">http://www.nytimes.com/inte... and yes, it does look even worse than Detroit does as viewed from Windsor.

jqheywood's avatar

Another day, another Wonkette-inspired cleaning of diet Pepsi off my monitor. I have <b>got</b> to stop drinking pop whilst perusing the Wonkette.

Paul MacDonald's avatar

When does the giant spinning turtle show up?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Gamera is really neat. Gamera is full of meat! We all love you Gam-e-ra.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Jack, if you’re thinking of flying out to Minneapolis please don’t. MG