President Putinsbitch's response: " I don't know anything about this. Never heard of such plans, don't know who Waltz is, unless he is now in my administration after wising up and leaving Ka-MALA. Why would we bomb Hooties? I've been there and they have these chicken wings, they're very good, some say the best they've ever had, and they have some waitresses who are beautiful, very beautiful, but they're older, my old friend Jeffrey E. wouldn't have had them on his plane. . ."
"“A recent report from the Washington Post has created renewed suspicion that you collected a $10 million cash bribe from Egyptian President Abdel Fattah El-Sisi. […] Surely you would agree that the American people deserve to know whether a former president—and a current candidate for president—took an illegal campaign contribution from a brutal foreign dictator. Accordingly, we request that you immediately provide the Committee with information and documents necessary to assure the Committee and the American public that you never, directly or indirectly, politically or personally, received any funds from the Egyptian President or Government,” wrote the Members."
Why the fuck do you all have such poor memories? And should we thank Merrick Garland for this failure as well?
I thought working remotely was BAD and everyone was hereby required to work AT OFFICE. But when planning secret military operations, pj pants and Zoom meetings are casual cool! America looks so great right now. Trump was indeed right about something - the world is laughing at us.
Maybe I don't know shit about how this works but if true, gawd love them, a saboteur leaked this abysmal behavior? That would be interesting. Hitler was targeted. But as Chris Hayes smartly pointed out today, nobody on the Signal list was surprised about this use of communicating which makes it highly likely that it is common among these morons doing government business. When contacted nobody shouted WTF, we can't do this kind of business on this platform! Instead, all silent on the trump front.
In first admin trump would have accepted the reality and those responsible would have been resigned-fired. But in Dementia 2.0, any admittance of a problem would suggest failure, so, yeah, NO.
Prolly they want their own $1000😇. Maybe they want to be a named Easter egg roll sponsor! 👊🔥🤢🤡💂♀️🧞♀️🪖👑☘️🛳️
Jeez, there’s no emoji for Suez Canal or Egypt. (I don’t presume anyone on the chat but Goldberg would be able to identify the Egyptian flag and I assume they would all use Liberia’s in place of the US flag.) Anyway I subbed in a genie for authenticity.
They are so damn lucky Goldberg waited until after the operation was a success to spill. If they had looped say, Geraldo Rivera into the chat, it would have been all over the web before our planes took off.
Fish Jr. is in the military. Asshole McDrunkbreath will be fucking with angry moms if this shit keeps going sideways and hurts people. And that AIN'T GOOD
They have gone and made the job of the Wonkette writers SO much harder. They have taken the finely honed axe of ridicule that the Wonk writers wield so skillfully and turned it on themselves just by being who they are and doing what they do. When the absurdity of the actions leave no room fur further debasement, what's a devoted satirist to do?
It's one thing to use an unsecured communication channel. It's another to leak war plans by accident but... did you read the exchanges between these morans? A brain trust comprised of past-sell-by-date blood pudding. Jaysus!
President Putinsbitch's response: " I don't know anything about this. Never heard of such plans, don't know who Waltz is, unless he is now in my administration after wising up and leaving Ka-MALA. Why would we bomb Hooties? I've been there and they have these chicken wings, they're very good, some say the best they've ever had, and they have some waitresses who are beautiful, very beautiful, but they're older, my old friend Jeffrey E. wouldn't have had them on his plane. . ."
Why isn't anyone remembering this?
https://oversightdemocrats.house.gov/news/press-releases/oversight-democrats-launch-investigation-allegations-trump-doj-covered-10
"“A recent report from the Washington Post has created renewed suspicion that you collected a $10 million cash bribe from Egyptian President Abdel Fattah El-Sisi. […] Surely you would agree that the American people deserve to know whether a former president—and a current candidate for president—took an illegal campaign contribution from a brutal foreign dictator. Accordingly, we request that you immediately provide the Committee with information and documents necessary to assure the Committee and the American public that you never, directly or indirectly, politically or personally, received any funds from the Egyptian President or Government,” wrote the Members."
Why the fuck do you all have such poor memories? And should we thank Merrick Garland for this failure as well?
...said the Republican urgently deleting his cache on Grindr....
I thought working remotely was BAD and everyone was hereby required to work AT OFFICE. But when planning secret military operations, pj pants and Zoom meetings are casual cool! America looks so great right now. Trump was indeed right about something - the world is laughing at us.
Maybe I don't know shit about how this works but if true, gawd love them, a saboteur leaked this abysmal behavior? That would be interesting. Hitler was targeted. But as Chris Hayes smartly pointed out today, nobody on the Signal list was surprised about this use of communicating which makes it highly likely that it is common among these morons doing government business. When contacted nobody shouted WTF, we can't do this kind of business on this platform! Instead, all silent on the trump front.
In first admin trump would have accepted the reality and those responsible would have been resigned-fired. But in Dementia 2.0, any admittance of a problem would suggest failure, so, yeah, NO.
Trump fired Michael Flynn. Look how that worked out.
Prolly they want their own $1000😇. Maybe they want to be a named Easter egg roll sponsor! 👊🔥🤢🤡💂♀️🧞♀️🪖👑☘️🛳️
Jeez, there’s no emoji for Suez Canal or Egypt. (I don’t presume anyone on the chat but Goldberg would be able to identify the Egyptian flag and I assume they would all use Liberia’s in place of the US flag.) Anyway I subbed in a genie for authenticity.
👊🔥🙏 🦅, or I Pray we Fist Fire Into the American Eagle.
Ta, Marcie. Everything I have to say is banhammer-worthy, so I'll keep it to myself ... unlike this bus full of bozos. 🤮💀😡🔥
WTH does "Ta" mean?
Every person in that group chat, with the exception of Goldberg and Couchfucker, should be immediately fired for gross incompetence.
Couchfucker needs to be impeached.
They are so damn lucky Goldberg waited until after the operation was a success to spill. If they had looped say, Geraldo Rivera into the chat, it would have been all over the web before our planes took off.
Grandpa is asleep at the wheel... of a tank.
Fish Jr. is in the military. Asshole McDrunkbreath will be fucking with angry moms if this shit keeps going sideways and hurts people. And that AIN'T GOOD
Government by emoji.
"Also, it’s against federal records law"
...aaaannnd there's why they were using it. They wanted their shenanigans to be off all official records.
Good thing that nice journalist copied it all.
That was right neighborly of him, wasn't it?
They have gone and made the job of the Wonkette writers SO much harder. They have taken the finely honed axe of ridicule that the Wonk writers wield so skillfully and turned it on themselves just by being who they are and doing what they do. When the absurdity of the actions leave no room fur further debasement, what's a devoted satirist to do?
We could revel in how everyone at the threat assessment hearing blamed everything on Hegseth, who wasn't there.
The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round.
And that’s the real tragedy. 😔
It's one thing to use an unsecured communication channel. It's another to leak war plans by accident but... did you read the exchanges between these morans? A brain trust comprised of past-sell-by-date blood pudding. Jaysus!
Couchfucker was all, "Make sure you get the money up front."
"His Master's Voice"