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Posted above, but I'll post here again. From 2012 and his first (of what will be two) failed Senate runs:

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"Metal-studded votes."

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Well, Mike DeWine is the AG.

"Elect Mr. Bumble, expect Oliver Twist."

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With any luck, the state will give this dude a nice clean cell to squat in.

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"Y'know, Nietzsche said, 'Out of chaos comes order.'"

"Oh, blow it out your ass, Cernovich."

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It also means they're not shielded from the scorn and derision they receive when someone calls them out on their incredibly lop-headed views.

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while i will totally defend this puddle of dick spit's right to say what he wants, i also will call him out on the crazy crap that spews forth. to paraphrase him, why should i care who murders him to death with ridicule? he doesn't suck my dick, or pay my bills, so fuck'im with a rusty vote, in his shit spewing pie hole.

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Cernovich closed with the obvious conclusion: “The mainstream media in America is ISIS.”

Wait...who's trying to get "useful idiots" to murder their enemies, now?

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A superhero, a mathematician and a cure for diabetes.

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i really had fun there, and learned a lot. though cougars are a bit young now. it'll be dinotown i'll be visiting in the future. rawr!

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The only way this shit makes sense is that by outing him as "Alt-Lite," he might get taken out by the nuttier soldiers of The REAL® Alt-Right™!

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Or, more realistically, this bullshit is most likely a mutated dumbasses application of one of Saul Alinsky's Rules For Radicals: "Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules."

They're just latching onto the nearest, stoutest weapon at hand against us Libtards: our own values, which we value, and definitely will not consciously violate. We don't incite violence, and in fact run headlong from it. For example, Kathy Griffin's dumb photoshoot.

It's our kryptonite, and opportunistic shitheels like this will always try to wield them against us. Which is why their arguments here are sooo fuckin' weak and nonsensically mockable.

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Why don't you branch out? What about a floor wax AND a dessert topping?

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All the secrets his Uncle Dad told him?

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Christie Brinkley (63) says "WTF?" https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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"I stand with Cernovich" said no winning politician ever, in the history of the universe.

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Sherrod Brown should crush this easily.

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