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serghiy's avatar

…just to be clear

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

I bet that synesthetes suddenly smell dog shit whenever Senator redneck moron speaks.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. I heard Foday Turay when I played the hearing on one screen while working on another yesterday, but had to quit and go to a presentation. Putin must be jizzing in his jeans.

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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

The only taxes that will ever be cut in a Trump administration are the (minute) taxes that billionaires pay.

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Shalone's avatar

Lindsey better be careful, I'm sure gay men are also in danger of being prosecuted.

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tehbaddr's avatar

“Give me a name,” Kennedy scowled some more.

“I just did,” said Reichlin-Melnick.

“You don’t have a name, do you?”

“I just said Ken Paxton,”

“You don’t have a name, do you?”

“I just said Ken Paxton.”

!!!

https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldxyjl4SIp1qf5ifco1_500.gif

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tehbaddr's avatar

True fact: I know Patty Moran. I do feel for what she has been through, but I must say she is not as smart as she tries to pass herself off as. Those numbers are pure bullshit RWNJ talking points.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

"Senator Chickenfuck, I said Ken Paxton. Are you deaf, or are you stupid?"

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eastendclam's avatar

...or both?

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paxpax's avatar

I was driving around Chicago(land) today taking care personal paperwork I should have taken care of YEARS ago - but hard thing DONE.

Was first listening to WBEZ radio

https://www.wbez.org/immigration/2024/12/11/chicago-and-illinois-have-sanctuary-laws-what-does-that-actually-mean

Above link is about what I heard on-air but not exactly - mostly about TЯUMP’s BORDER CZAR Tom Homan threatening The City of Chicago directly - about he’s coming here and gonna MASS DEPORT everyone.

Then I was listening to PROGRESSIVE RADIO

WCPT 820 AM

Particularly to Tom Hartmann show - talking the same thing - but about how the incoming administration is coming for EVERYBODY who isn’t loyal - doesn’t matter if you’re a citizen or not.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Only a country as greedy and stupid as America would base massive sectors of important industries on the backs of poorly-paid undocumented workers, and then scandalize those workers for cheap political gain, threatening to deport them. I mean, it's breathtaking, the idiocy and racism involved.

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3FingerPete's avatar

Kennedy's smirk as he demanded the general state whether he agreed with a quote is such a smack-worthy John Kennedy thing.

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Mexfiles's avatar

Too bad no one paid any attention to what President Sheinbaum proposed at the G-20, Put 1% of your (and every receiving country's) military budget into social programs in migrating countries for projects that make it possible to stay home. Would be a lot more cost effective than trying to hire yet more CPB, ICE agents, building yet more "detention centers", and deporting people.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

And that is the precise "where the fuck am I what's the time am I wearing pants" look Lindsay always has when waking suddenly in The Chamber.

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

The Democrats should offer as an amendment to any bill related to deportations that states that any CEO, CFO, COO and the board of directors of any company that is found to employ undocumented workers must pay the cost of the ICE raid, counsel for the workers for their immigration proceedings, the cost of their deportation, and face a minimum 1 year sentence in federal prison.

I bet your immigration problem disappears after that.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Start with Trump's landscapers, laborers, and housekeeping staff.

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

I keep thinking if the proven rapist had any balls, he would announce that on inauguration day that the first raids will all be of his businesses.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Narrator: The proven rapist does not, in fact, have any balls.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

This is commonly referred to as "Shouldn't we arrest the John, too?", which ain't gonna happen...

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Fifth Dentist's avatar

"Who does vote for these dishonest shitheads? Who among us can be happy and proud of having all this innocent blood on our hands? Who are these swine? These flag-sucking half-wits who get fleeced and fooled..." -- Hunter S. Thompson

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Lumpy Tapioca's avatar

There may be talk of camps and rounding ups, but because of money and ratings on Fox,

it will devolve into drag 'em out into the street, pop, take any valuables, and on to the next one.

The few that survive, and the storm drains, will take care of the remains.

That is the plan. That's always been the plan. But make sure Donnie gets to watch.

The Miller Doctrine.

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