How To Be The Absolute Worst , by Pat Buchanan It's easy to be terrible, but to be the absolute worst -- that takes effort. So let me, Pat Buchanan, show you how it's done. Step 1: take a really important issue that makes people emotional, and make up a disgraceful lie about it, like so:
The closest he ever came was serving Holy St. Reagan, who somehow maintained His halo whilest being served by some of the vilest, most rabid goat-fuckers ever spawned.
That right there is the whole goddamn problem w/ Political shows; guests can say the vilest, most idiotic things,and when the cameras are off, guests and hosts will backslap each other and shake hands as though nothing of substance was said at all. It's like pro wrestling w/ uglier contestants.
Patronizing a wingnut asshole's business would be endorsing his wingnut assholery, right? Gee, I wonder what millions of tourists would do if that was, like, a local rule or something.
Yeah when you're handing over money it's always nice if you can know its next usage won't be to support causes you oppose, or that oppose you.
Eta: but gay greenbacks buy just as much as straight ones.
Except for their insulting, demonizing, and endless attempts to fk everyone (except rich, white, pasty-faced, hetero, bible-thumping men), the GOP outreach continues to amaze.
Keep it up, dudes -- 2016 is looking better and better.
Apparently these tools cannot distinguish between "engage in a simple act of business" and "endorse every aspect of the other party's lifestyle".
The closest he ever came was serving Holy St. Reagan, who somehow maintained His halo whilest being served by some of the vilest, most rabid goat-fuckers ever spawned.
Cracker Barrel did pretty well.
That right there is the whole goddamn problem w/ Political shows; guests can say the vilest, most idiotic things,and when the cameras are off, guests and hosts will backslap each other and shake hands as though nothing of substance was said at all. It's like pro wrestling w/ uglier contestants.
Pat just ain't been right in the head since he fell out of the guard tower at the boncentration bamp.
Yes, yes; don't overplay the joke.
Just some streetfighter talk is all it is.
Patronizing a wingnut asshole's business would be endorsing his wingnut assholery, right? Gee, I wonder what millions of tourists would do if that was, like, a local rule or something.
Yeah, but there go 99% of the customers. You have to be a little bit selective in who you hate.
That'll certainly make you stand out, among this crowd.
All of those decades whoring on the McLaughlin Group didn't do much for his grasp on reality.
Yeah when you're handing over money it's always nice if you can know its next usage won't be to support causes you oppose, or that oppose you.
Eta: but gay greenbacks buy just as much as straight ones.
Except for their insulting, demonizing, and endless attempts to fk everyone (except rich, white, pasty-faced, hetero, bible-thumping men), the GOP outreach continues to amaze.
Keep it up, dudes -- 2016 is looking better and better.
The old noggin has never seemed entirely alive.
Of rats.
At least there are Carroll-to-English translators, these guys spout pure nonsense.
Apparently these tools cannot distinguish between "engage in a simple act of business" and "endorse every aspect of the other party's lifestyle".