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The Quirk's avatar

The closest he ever came was serving Holy St. Reagan, who somehow maintained His halo whilest being served by some of the vilest, most rabid goat-fuckers ever spawned.

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The Quirk's avatar

Cracker Barrel did pretty well.

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The Quirk's avatar

That right there is the whole goddamn problem w/ Political shows; guests can say the vilest, most idiotic things,and when the cameras are off, guests and hosts will backslap each other and shake hands as though nothing of substance was said at all. It's like pro wrestling w/ uglier contestants.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Pat just ain't been right in the head since he fell out of the guard tower at the boncentration bamp.

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Jared James's avatar

Yes, yes; don't overplay the joke.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Patronizing a wingnut asshole's business would be endorsing his wingnut assholery, right? Gee, I wonder what millions of tourists would do if that was, like, a local rule or something.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Yeah, but there go 99% of the customers. You have to be a little bit selective in who you hate.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

That'll certainly make you stand out, among this crowd.

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chascates's avatar

All of those decades whoring on the McLaughlin Group didn't do much for his grasp on reality.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Yeah when you're handing over money it's always nice if you can know its next usage won't be to support causes you oppose, or that oppose you.

Eta: but gay greenbacks buy just as much as straight ones.

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Except for their insulting, demonizing, and endless attempts to fk everyone (except rich, white, pasty-faced, hetero, bible-thumping men), the GOP outreach continues to amaze.

Keep it up, dudes -- 2016 is looking better and better.

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SullivanSt's avatar

The old noggin has never seemed entirely alive.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Of rats.

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SullivanSt's avatar

At least there are Carroll-to-English translators, these guys spout pure nonsense.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Apparently these tools cannot distinguish between "engage in a simple act of business" and "endorse every aspect of the other party's lifestyle".

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