One look at his hands and you can tell he's not even much of an organ donor. Get that feather ready. You're about to be knocked over with it again. The Washington Post looked all over the place for evidence of the millions and millions of dollars that Donald Trump says he's given to charity, and darned if they didn't have a hard time finding any proof that he's donated anywhere near the amounts he's suggested. In fact, they could only document less than $10,000 given by Trump outside his foundation. You see, Mr. Trump, this is the sort of thing that happens when you ban a major newspaper from your events. They have time to go pursue other stories. Not to mention increased motivation.
Quick, call Trey Gowdy. Somebody must investigate this prima facie evidence of illegal activity by the presidential candidate.....Oh wait. You mean Trump? nvm.
I am so sure that he often just tosses some large bills into those cups the homeless people hold. They don't notice at the time that it's not just $1 and by the time they do, they don't know who to thank. Anonymous. No need for a tax deduction if you are just doing it to be nice.
How do armless people do the plank? Not to be crass or anything, but it seems like a worthy charitable cause.
I think there is an entire Common Core math book in there somewhere.
Whaddaya call an armless and legless guy in front of a door?.
..Matt.
Quick, call Trey Gowdy. Somebody must investigate this prima facie evidence of illegal activity by the presidential candidate.....Oh wait. You mean Trump? nvm.
Oh that's terrible... what do you call him in a pile of leaves?
Russell.
It appears that the entire Trump clan lives by the ethos that there are two kinds of people in this world: Trumps and marks.
The smirking/sneering is a feature, not a bug.
What do you call him in a pool?Bob.
"Turdberry." Excellent!
I am so sure that he often just tosses some large bills into those cups the homeless people hold. They don't notice at the time that it's not just $1 and by the time they do, they don't know who to thank. Anonymous. No need for a tax deduction if you are just doing it to be nice.
"By the way, would you like some tea? Sorry if it tastes a little funny, dad. It's made from this Tibetan herb called...uh...yanidecay."
He laid in his lair and lied?
"The status quo may be slowly disintegrating, but it's still better than MAD MAX or THE HANDMAID'S TALE!" That's not very catchy, though.
Okay, folks. I'll distract Hairstrike while you call 911 . . .
If only his mother had been born in Yorkshire. The part of England where they claim to be just like the Scots, but without that natural generosity.
Probably it's on an sliding scale of 'Just exactly how dumb is your offspring?'