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The Psy of Life's avatar

How do armless people do the plank? Not to be crass or anything, but it seems like a worthy charitable cause.

The Psy of Life's avatar

I think there is an entire Common Core math book in there somewhere.

5G Krieger is 5G's avatar

Whaddaya call an armless and legless guy in front of a door?.

..Matt.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Quick, call Trey Gowdy. Somebody must investigate this prima facie evidence of illegal activity by the presidential candidate.....Oh wait. You mean Trump? nvm.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Oh that's terrible... what do you call him in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

It appears that the entire Trump clan lives by the ethos that there are two kinds of people in this world: Trumps and marks.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

The smirking/sneering is a feature, not a bug.

5G Krieger is 5G's avatar

What do you call him in a pool?Bob.

Hutch's avatar

"Turdberry." Excellent!

cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

I am so sure that he often just tosses some large bills into those cups the homeless people hold. They don't notice at the time that it's not just $1 and by the time they do, they don't know who to thank. Anonymous. No need for a tax deduction if you are just doing it to be nice.

pooracademic's avatar

"By the way, would you like some tea? Sorry if it tastes a little funny, dad. It's made from this Tibetan herb called...uh...yanidecay."

OddMan's avatar

He laid in his lair and lied?

pooracademic's avatar

"The status quo may be slowly disintegrating, but it's still better than MAD MAX or THE HANDMAID'S TALE!" That's not very catchy, though.

Doug Langley's avatar

Okay, folks. I'll distract Hairstrike while you call 911 . . .

Ghenghis McCann's avatar

If only his mother had been born in Yorkshire. The part of England where they claim to be just like the Scots, but without that natural generosity.

Ghenghis McCann's avatar

Probably it's on an sliding scale of 'Just exactly how dumb is your offspring?'