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Would You Sell Sex to This Man?

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May 20, 2004
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Enough about "Who's Washingtonienne?" So much more important: Who was her loser john? One of the few concrete clues: He's a chief of staff at federal agency. We've put together a lineup of all the pictures of male chiefs of staff that we could find. The only thing left to do is to figure out which one of these guys looks like he has to pay for sex.

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We admit we stacked the deck a bit at the end there. But still -- this is going to be much harder than we thought.

UPDATE: That last guy? We're not trying to say he's the john, just that he looks like he has to pay for it. That, and we had an odd number of photos to work with.

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 The Lost Washingtonienne (WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE, ETC., ETC.) [Wonkette]

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