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Back to my life? Like I have one? Plus if I did have one, the thought of a disaster at the Orange House wouldn’t interrupt it. Otherwise I wouldn’t have a life as it would constantly be interrupted. And the cycle continues…

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*popcorn* waiting for The Streisand Effect

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It is the White House still. The Orange One just lives there. The Orange House is still in NYC, tho no one else wants to live there any longer. And the "Trump Brand" is being removed everywhere.

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https://www.thedrive.com/th...

Sub full of Russian Navy elite. The base where Pence was originally meant to land had an active shooter shut down today (which they claim was a false alarm but can’t say what caused the noise?), Trump has been MIA but the babyblimp...he has a sad. AOC ripped their concentration camps wide open yesterday and Jewish groups are actively blocking facilities and being arrested, Donnie might also haz a sad cuz maybe no WALL and no state sanctioned misery. And it’s a Tuesday, so...

Probably they just changed their minds and decided to take a ‘mental health day’ before beginning the pre-party crunch for Donnie’s Super Bigly Best 4th of AmericaFuckYeah Celebration and Classic Military Tech Show.

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You can buy inflatable baby Trump balloons*. Wish I’d have known that the last time he visited my home town. I’d have gotten a helium tank and let the suckers loose all over town.

*D.C., if you’re listening...

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Could be a strategy meeting with furrowed brows and sleeves rolled up.

The topic? How to illegally and unconstitutionally block the House of Representatives latest move to obtain Trump's tax returns.

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Hilarious. Laughing to keep from screaming.

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I heard that Mommy Pence canceled the trip because there would be unaccompanied women at the event.

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I snort laughed at there being a woman on the plane. You know how those horny women love old, white hair, judgemental ratfucks.

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