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Me eyes!! My EYES!!!!!!1!!!!11!!!!

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You're right. The stupid punk asking the question should have to earn the five bucks.

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"Assuming Donald Trump would punch you in the face and spend the night with your wife afterward, would you blow a bunch of guys?"

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I'm not triggered, I feel bad for you and think you should find a more worthwhile hobby than being a troll on the Internet.

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I would suggest that the Fat Wolverine blow a goat

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Says a troll on the internet.

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FWIW, I happen to be the guy to see about getting this hunger problem solved, IYKWIMAITTYD.

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Sorry, Inside Man takes the crown.

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Actually, it was "Hoover."

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One guy being blown ending world hunger? That's one heck of a big load...

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Depends on if his ejaculate was butterscotch pudding.

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I see the more traditional spam hookers are back. Please flag.

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*****My r00mate Denise makes over $14,000/month spam hooking from her apartment!!!!

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It's convenient--- almost as convenient as blaming deaths from shootings as due to mental health problems.

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I'll admit that I would to it, too, if there were a guaranteed payoff that big. Not that it's likely Ted would be into me anyhow; we all know he's a Cory Chase fan.

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Why don't you go to the nearest park and pick on girls in person, crewcut?

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