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No only has she not got your dinner - she just ate your lunch. Bye!

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"Dammit! Foiled again!"

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Not to mention his response is the exact reason women do this sort of thing. Americans can't say labia, vulva or any other "female body parts" words without someone clutching pearls. Those things are not inherently vulgar any more than one's kidneys or elbows.

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Well, make up your mind. Which are you?

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And take their wives with them.

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He's gonna need his own exit.

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Score!

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I was, perhaps, invoking more than one entendre.

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Yes, when they try to exempt themselves from the eye-of-the-needle concept, they actually make it all the more applicable.

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Maybe so, but there isn't kidney porn or elbow porn.I hope.

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I think, this being Jersey, it's Ignominy *Township*.

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You can never get that last limb...

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Thoughts and prayers, asshole, now you'll have plenty of time to make your own damn dinner.

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Okay I've been through Egg Harbor (and Little Egg Harbor) many times and never once thought of ovaries. I bow to you, sir.

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Yes, I thought you were. A little something for the ladies.

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Ignominy Ranch? I think Springsteen sang about that.

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