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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

No only has she not got your dinner - she just ate your lunch. Bye!

Lily412's avatar

"Dammit! Foiled again!"

Lily412's avatar

Not to mention his response is the exact reason women do this sort of thing. Americans can't say labia, vulva or any other "female body parts" words without someone clutching pearls. Those things are not inherently vulgar any more than one's kidneys or elbows.

SqueakyRat's avatar

Well, make up your mind. Which are you?

Ill-Advised's avatar

And take their wives with them.

Ill-Advised's avatar

He's gonna need his own exit.

The Kids Aren't AltRight's avatar

I was, perhaps, invoking more than one entendre.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

Yes, when they try to exempt themselves from the eye-of-the-needle concept, they actually make it all the more applicable.

DrCasbahJazz's avatar

Maybe so, but there isn't kidney porn or elbow porn.I hope.

DrCasbahJazz's avatar

I think, this being Jersey, it's Ignominy *Township*.

DrCasbahJazz's avatar

You can never get that last limb...

sonali's avatar

Thoughts and prayers, asshole, now you'll have plenty of time to make your own damn dinner.

Akat's avatar

Okay I've been through Egg Harbor (and Little Egg Harbor) many times and never once thought of ovaries. I bow to you, sir.

lurch394's avatar

Yes, I thought you were. A little something for the ladies.

lurch394's avatar

Ignominy Ranch? I think Springsteen sang about that.