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And once all the states declare bankruptcy to screw their public employees' pension funds we can all start fresh, just like a big, fancy corporation would.

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You want tanks? We got tanks! Flamethrowers, hand grenades, machine guns too! Be the first on your block to be the last on your block. Don't Delay!

Cash or checks only. No credit cards.

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Oh the delicious irony of Tea Party in at the start and at the end.

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Make me an offer. As Lionel said, "everything must go!!"

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“Yeah, the Federal Government Is Going To Shut Down Forever” Libertarian wetdream.

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great, now i have to go make popcorn.

with lots of butter.

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i hope they're all considering what happens to a bagger without a scooter.

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