One of the many fine things about Yr Wonkette is that we are happy to take money from mindless jerks and then say they should be the first ones up against the wall when the Revolution comes. This is why we have that dopey Newsmax feed over there on the right of your screen -- we're laundering filthy Kochdollars into wholesome Wonket Ameros. (You may also recall that Your Editrix wrote a
"Aliens cannot immobilize people wearing thought screens nor can they control their minds or communicate with them using their telepathy."
Upon reflection, I have to agree that this is undoubtedly true.
Looks like the "Teabaggers are idiots" concept is finally gaining commercial recognition, beyond the billionaires' quiet rooms.
Anybody know if there are Jeebus-approved gadgets on the market, that help free you from your dependence on high-brimstone coal and oil?
The whole fucking solar system? I hope you included Pluto.
(1) Hard to keep the requisite straight face, even at the interwebz distance; (2) yup.
Oh, please. Analog is only Mittelgeek.
Actually, I was trying for Goldline caskets, but I appear to have misfired.
There's a notable absence of legislation prohibiting breast augmentation.
Oh, just to be clear, 14 hours later, those will be my digits.
"Aliens cannot immobilize people wearing thought screens nor can they control their minds or communicate with them using their telepathy."
Upon reflection, I have to agree that this is undoubtedly true.
But they are, on average, better-armed.
Go Tennesee.
I get the same reaction whenever I see Mike Huckabee on TV.
I stopped taking payment in US dollars years ago, once I realized the Treasury Dept. is full of commies. I now only accept Genuine Cayman Islands(TM).
Or, of course, Mastercard.
Looks like the "Teabaggers are idiots" concept is finally gaining commercial recognition, beyond the billionaires' quiet rooms.
Anybody know if there are Jeebus-approved gadgets on the market, that help free you from your dependence on high-brimstone coal and oil?
I was thinking Pfizer.
They probably just send a bit less to the teevee preacher that month.
Hey, come on. They didn't claim to cure cancer.
I'd be more interested in Sunday AM teevee shitfest death panel discussions.