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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Um, fruit roll ups are 10% fruit juice, man.

malsperanza's avatar

There is also this: <a href="http://commons.wikimedia.or..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Fair_use_l...">http://commons.wikimedia.or...

And this: <a href="http://viz.cwrl.utexas.edu/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://viz.cwrl.utexas.edu/content/youtube-fair-u...">http://viz.cwrl.utexas.edu/...

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Sadly, laffs-wise, Disney has now withdrawn the filing, explaining that rather than trademarking a holiday celebrated by one fourth of the world's population, they think they might just change the title of the movie instead.

The new title is Bastille Day(TM).

bobbert's avatar

Hallmarkpootian Kardashian?

(Aka Hallmark Cards)

bobbert's avatar

Lunchbomination may stand up, but unless she move pretty fast, RIDICULOSE is mine. MIIINNNE

bobbert's avatar

Damn. In '68 it was only 5 dollars.

bobbert's avatar

What's in the bag, Goose?

bobbert's avatar

Ehh, we had lunch together on the trail.

bobbert's avatar

Years of arguing millicents with Finns made me laugh at that too.

fuflans's avatar

i like the way you think.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

¡José Feliciano libel!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'd settle for throwing dirt clods at Kristen Stewart- bitch can't act!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

first they came for the messicans

then they came for the rest of us