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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

eggzactly

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Um, fruit roll ups are 10% fruit juice, man.

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malsperanza's avatar

Benghazi(TM) libel!!

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malsperanza's avatar

There is also this: <a href="http://commons.wikimedia.or..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Fair_use_l...">http://commons.wikimedia.or...

And this: <a href="http://viz.cwrl.utexas.edu/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://viz.cwrl.utexas.edu/content/youtube-fair-u...">http://viz.cwrl.utexas.edu/...

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malsperanza's avatar

Sadly, laffs-wise, Disney has now withdrawn the filing, explaining that rather than trademarking a holiday celebrated by one fourth of the world's population, they think they might just change the title of the movie instead.

The new title is Bastille Day(TM).

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bobbert's avatar

Hallmarkpootian Kardashian?

(Aka Hallmark Cards)

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bobbert's avatar

Lunchbomination may stand up, but unless she move pretty fast, RIDICULOSE is mine. MIIINNNE

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bobbert's avatar

Damn. In '68 it was only 5 dollars.

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bobbert's avatar

What's in the bag, Goose?

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bobbert's avatar

Ehh, we had lunch together on the trail.

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bobbert's avatar

Years of arguing millicents with Finns made me laugh at that too.

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fuflans's avatar

i like the way you think.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

¡José Feliciano libel!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'd settle for throwing dirt clods at Kristen Stewart- bitch can't act!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Guillermo es un pendejo

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

first they came for the messicans

then they came for the rest of us

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