If Jesus can do computer stuff I'd like to respectfully request he drop by my place and fix the wifi on my laptop. I'll even promise to stop the nightly demon fucking
Hey, ya'll, I just got my hydroxybonercream scrip in the mail (three days late for some reason) and the directions say "take three pills per day, plant them in the backyard and wait for a magical vine to grow and climb up it to meet sweet baby Jesus, COVID free". I'll keep you posted.
The good lady doctor was getting too close to the truth -- it is "demon-RAT" sperm that causes all the health problems! We liberals turn into were-ratbats at night and go suck the precious bodily fluids of god-fearing conservatives everywhere, leaving behind our seed tainted with alien chromosomes from planet Nonoxynol-9. Curses, foiled again! mwahahaha
When we were sleeping and demons were depositing their sperm they deleted it.
Come on people! They were “doctors” wearing “lab coats” in a “video” on the “web”! FFS, how much more verification could you possibly need?
If Jesus can do computer stuff I'd like to respectfully request he drop by my place and fix the wifi on my laptop. I'll even promise to stop the nightly demon fucking
OT: Mark Zuckerberg is getting the full Pramila Jayapal treatment right now and it is glorious.
"Please come in" said the Witch doctor to the Vampire, "I got your election cure straight from the demon my own self".
Hey, ya'll, I just got my hydroxybonercream scrip in the mail (three days late for some reason) and the directions say "take three pills per day, plant them in the backyard and wait for a magical vine to grow and climb up it to meet sweet baby Jesus, COVID free". I'll keep you posted.
If she had come out and said Demon Spermatozoa were responsible for the Trump family her message would have gotten more traction-context is key
I agree, but I don’t need that crackpot ‘doctor’ telling me something that’s so obviously true.
So is that what those seed packets coming in from China in the mail all about? So I wonder if the Demon Seed is frost hardy.
Look for Zone 4 Demon Seed.
With climate change it will be able to grow in zone 3 soon.
The good lady doctor was getting too close to the truth -- it is "demon-RAT" sperm that causes all the health problems! We liberals turn into were-ratbats at night and go suck the precious bodily fluids of god-fearing conservatives everywhere, leaving behind our seed tainted with alien chromosomes from planet Nonoxynol-9. Curses, foiled again! mwahahaha
How the bloody hell did this woman get a medical degree? Or a license to practice medicine?