Did you know that when you are a PR writer and you send our press releases you are supposed to write the headlines for those press releases as if they were the headlines of a legitimate news source? The sick fantasy of every PR flack is of course that some bleary-eyed editor will see your release come over the wire, grunt exhaustedly, and just run it as-is, headline and all, and this being the year 2012 and all news now being on the Internet, that probably happens pretty much constantly. Still, there is a line that even the most bone-tired Web drone will not cross, and that line is crossed multiple times in the following headline: "HIGHLY ANTICIPATED DOCUSERIES,
Don't miss the moving scene where she has to decide if her child is too sick to send to daycare, meaning that she will be docked a day's pay to stay home with him.
as long as it&#039;s a <a href="http:\/\/images.nationalgeographic.com\/wpf\/media-live\/photos\/000\/002\/cache\/baby-harp-seal_230_600x450.jpg" target="_blank">cute</a> seal.
Sharkey, Please. Levi had a stiffy on the way to the campground. There weren&#039;t no <i>growing into</i>. It was more like plunging into the abyss.
Don&#039;t miss the moving scene where she has to decide if her child is too sick to send to daycare, meaning that she will be docked a day&#039;s pay to stay home with him.
Don&#039;t miss the moving scene where she has to decide if her child is too sick to send to daycare, meaning that she will be docked a day&#039;s pay to stay home with him.
Let&#039;s see, how does it go ... ? Oh yeah:
Somebody-important-in-hockey Libel!!1!
Oh, well-played, Sir. <i>Well played.</i>
Certainly...that is, of course, unless she and mom are shooting wolves from the family helicopter.
i was thinking growing into a bagger - hoveround size.
Another BP disaster polluting America.
The only comfort I can take from this is that as Bristlecone&#039;s popularity grows, Cundra will be spitting nails of jealousy.
Win!
once again we see virtue is it&#039;s own reward.
no seriously, it has to be.
In Alaska, you don&#039;t grow into womanhood...womanhood grows into you!
God...that reminds me of that horrible ghost hunter show.
Ghosthunter <b>Please give us a sign. Are you here?!</b>
Ghost - <i>Stop shouting! We&#039;re dead, not deaf!</i>
as long as it&#039;s a <a href="http:\/\/images.nationalgeographic.com\/wpf\/media-live\/photos\/000\/002\/cache\/baby-harp-seal_230_600x450.jpg" target="_blank">cute</a> seal.
Sharkey, Please. Levi had a stiffy on the way to the campground. There weren&#039;t no <i>growing into</i>. It was more like plunging into the abyss.
I&#039;m sorry, I must have fallen from my chair and knocked myself cold. What did I miss?
I remember something about growing into <i>womanhood</i> ... ?
Don&#039;t miss the moving scene where she has to decide if her child is too sick to send to daycare, meaning that she will be docked a day&#039;s pay to stay home with him.
Let&#039;s see, how does it go ... ? Oh yeah:
Somebody-important-in-hockey Libel!!1!