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Phried Ω 🇺🇦 Путин, иди на хуй's avatar

or do about inflation and gas prices or any other issue?

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I lock my car every time I get out of it. I don't want any of my shit stolen.

Seek's avatar

I read the WaPo cletus safari out to look at murders in semi-rural OK. My MIL is from near where they were reporting and I had no problem believing any of it. Between drugs and thugs that was a good place to be from.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Give Dok a break. He's a doctor of rhetoric, not dates.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

At least they have a mechanism for correction that works. Here, it's, "Well, you fucked up. Sit back and watch this nimrod completely destroy the country over the next few years, because that's all you can do."

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Does this mean he'll have to check the box on job applications from now on?

kermit's avatar

If you press them, they'll tell you that they'll cut rich people's taxes more and pray harder.

Thorn Spike's avatar

Someone who cannot read a simple chart should not be in public service, much less governor of any state.

Pexas Teat's avatar

Cut & Dry is a hair salon name

Ill-Advised's avatar

*continues applying stamps for GOTV postcards for mailing 10/28*

gingerwentworth's avatar

Gonna have it both ways. Bc when the time comes nobody will expect any such thing from him.

GrannysKnitting's avatar

tripped and fell into the woodchipper