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or do about inflation and gas prices or any other issue?

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I lock my car every time I get out of it. I don't want any of my shit stolen.

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I read the WaPo cletus safari out to look at murders in semi-rural OK. My MIL is from near where they were reporting and I had no problem believing any of it. Between drugs and thugs that was a good place to be from.

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Give Dok a break. He's a doctor of rhetoric, not dates.

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Build the Wall!

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At least they have a mechanism for correction that works. Here, it's, "Well, you fucked up. Sit back and watch this nimrod completely destroy the country over the next few years, because that's all you can do."

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Does this mean he'll have to check the box on job applications from now on?

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Watch this. SQUIRREL!

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If you press them, they'll tell you that they'll cut rich people's taxes more and pray harder.

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Someone who cannot read a simple chart should not be in public service, much less governor of any state.

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Give everybody guns, of course

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Cut & Dry is a hair salon name

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*continues applying stamps for GOTV postcards for mailing 10/28*

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Accident.

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Gonna have it both ways. Bc when the time comes nobody will expect any such thing from him.

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tripped and fell into the woodchipper

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