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MTE_NYC's avatar

It takes a sick fuck to know one, obviously.

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Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

"Nice group you’re hanging around with, doc." And it really is—they're trying to save lives and the planet. But please, Senator, do go on about "sick fucks"...

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Paul's avatar

So, if you "retweet" something (God I hate you all) then you are re-saying it. If you retweet it, you said it. Hateful ideas are not original. Nobody is a monster for making up the n word, just for saying it all the time.

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Gern Blansten's avatar

Senator “Aww Shucks, Y’all!” Fullosheeit NEEDS MOAR BANJO!

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Stephen St John's avatar

Kennedy: “I don't know whether to call you professor or comrade." I know what to call you, Kennedy. A moron and a traitor.

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biff murphy's avatar

Well Senator if the fucking shoe fits...

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forestvillain's avatar

What did anyone expect from Sen. Jubilation T. Cornpone?

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Amy Woodward's avatar

This piece earned my monthly donation to Wonkette, well done, Dok.

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Doktor Zoom's avatar

Oh, thanks!

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Blamethrower:  The Weirdening's avatar

Eat shit, Darren

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DemoCat's avatar

Misdirect, mislead and obfuscate. Destroy the people who threaten your donors, regardless of the merits of the climate science. Big Oil and Coal know who to donate money to. The old, pampered, short-sighted conservative politicians who can only see as far ahead as the end of their own noses.

Humans have flaws, some more than others. The people like Kennedy who only become passionate or enraged when they defend their donors, regardless of the greater good to humanity, will be long gone when Earth’s bill comes due and civilization is doomed, so why should he care? But the people who sacrifice and fight for the future of mankind, for the generations after us, will often be remembered and honored. Kennedy won’t.

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Politiquacks's avatar

Anyone testifying before him at committee should have those quotes he read about strap ons in their back pocket and throw it right back at him.

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Ari Chase-Ramos's avatar

Group allegedly called "Senator Joe Biden" a "sick fuck." Republicans hate Joe Biden and think he's a "sick fuck." Therefore, Republican senator is offended that a group would call Biden a sick fuck. No one who thinks Biden is a sick fuck should be allowed to serve in our government!!!

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ziggywiggy's avatar

The movie is over if you'd like to join us there for OT.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Thanks!

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InMyRoom's avatar

I've finished the daily evening brushing of the puppy. She doesn't really hold still well, but I make a game of it. Pretty puppy. Give me the chicken leg. Rabbit ears. She rolls around and play bites my finger. Whatever part is up top is what I brush, then roll her over. I rub her tummy. Then we play with a toy for a few minutes and she falls asleep.

I got a new toy. Peanut butter flavored bubbles for the dogs. Must play outside.

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Tina Mouse's avatar

awwwww

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Smoke O'Possum's avatar

Oh, puppihood!! Enjoy!!

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InMyRoom's avatar

I'm having great fun. The floor of my room has lots of dog toys on it.

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Smoke O'Possum's avatar

They're feral toddlers, and so much fun! I wouldn't fo either again, but I'm glad we had the experience, and my vet and groomer are always complimenting our parenting skills, which more pleasant that the Mini's 5th grade teacher!

When we brought Andy home it took a bit for me to adjust to toys on the floor all the time, and also shredded books (my fault entirely and they were all bottom shelf books anyway, and then I fed him cheap paperbacks for a while during zoom calls 🤷‍♀️ He's past that and it the greatest now, as yours will most certainly be!

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Tina Mouse's avatar

I await your take on this bit of ridiculousness.

"God made it very clear that there were important conversations taking place at tables that I needed to be sat at."

https://twitter.com/highbrow_nobrow/status/1786838209185427713

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InMyRoom's avatar

If God wants you to know, She will sit at your table and tell you.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

God's like "uhhh...I've got some football games to decide."

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Mark Linimon's avatar

this.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Looks like the movie's still going, so I get to annoy the people on this thread instead!

Okay, this is kind of cool. I don't know that it's $50 worth of cool, but YMMV. Also, I guess it would make a difference to me if it included info on what those mechanical guts did and how it worked (or occasionally didn't).

Scaled Prop Replica, "Jaws" Mechanical Shark (Bruce):

https://www.monstersinmotion.com/cart/jaws-c-2_431/jaws-mechanical-bruce-shark-scaled-prop-replica-p-33293.html

I guess the shark originally came from Down Unda? I hear that's the land of the Bruces.

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InMyRoom's avatar

Not sure it's worth $50. I would want larger pictures.

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JCfromNC's avatar

It's only 5" long. That's $10 an inch. I think I'd pay $25 for it, maybe.

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