Settle down, you miscreants! We know we freaked you out a little today by not updating while Your Editrix was out and the Brazilians came back, but rest assured: Tudo está de volta ao normal agora. Joining Your Doktor Zoom at 9 Eastern tonight (via the sekrit Wonkette Chat Cave) will be Your Editrix, Your Jesse Taylor, and a Very Special Mystery Guest who we promise is not Clint Eastwood, though we will not absolutely rule out the possibility of talking to furniture.
He's been wearing that 'look at me' flag pin in all the debates. I think there should be a standard size, except for formal events. Big flag pins on jammies are ok.
A rising tide lifts all terrorists.
If only they would convert to the Church of Latter Day Saints.
Mitt Rmoney is a dick. There. I said it.
I'm hoping for Megan McCain.
I thought she was doing the mothering gig in NYC. Maybe it's just Ken Layne.
What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?
I hope they have a cut off switch for the microphones.
You'll each be wearing a shock collar.
Tsk!! That's usually my job at our theatre, but I'm directing a show right now.
At home, wearing only socks, underwear, and cheap shorts.
Sounds more exciting.
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He&#039;s been wearing that &#039;look at me&#039; flag pin in all the debates. I think there should be a standard size, except for formal events. Big flag pins on jammies are ok.
You&#039;re not at a computer at a public library are you?
Lindsey Graham?
I get to be here for this tonight, as for once I do NOT have a rehearsal.