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A rising tide lifts all terrorists.

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If only they would convert to the Church of Latter Day Saints.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Mitt Rmoney is a dick. There. I said it.

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I'm hoping for Megan McCain.

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I thought she was doing the mothering gig in NYC. Maybe it's just Ken Layne.

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What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I hope they have a cut off switch for the microphones.

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You'll each be wearing a shock collar.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Tsk!! That's usually my job at our theatre, but I'm directing a show right now.

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At home, wearing only socks, underwear, and cheap shorts.

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Sounds more exciting.

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He's been wearing that 'look at me' flag pin in all the debates. I think there should be a standard size, except for formal events. Big flag pins on jammies are ok.

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You're not at a computer at a public library are you?

Vienna Woods's avatar

I get to be here for this tonight, as for once I do NOT have a rehearsal.