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Pixeloid's avatar

"Then, they’ll get much better treatment, much better care and much lower taxes and they’ll be much more secure."

Wow! One short sentence with 4 lies; each one the exact opposite of reality. With Trump, every day is opposite day.

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Marla's avatar

Since the Orange Shitstain apparently idolizes McKinley--tariffs! renaming Denali Mount McKinley!--someone needs to clue him in as to how McKinley met his end.

Assassinated by an anarchist who thought that he (McKinley) was a tyrant who had too much power.

Just sayin'.

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Nick Danger's avatar

Welp, so much for escaping to Canada.

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Elizabeth Bryson's avatar

Beauty. No need to translate "Elbows up" for this hockey fan. I can sing "Canadian Railroad Trilogy" by memory. If there was a real Three Pines, I'd volunteer to help Monsieur Beaulieu run his store. God bless you lovely people and may you stay free of the Orange Terror.

Carthago delenda est!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. I wish Canada would annex us. I'd love some Canadian health care for my clients.

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simpledinosaur's avatar

People who think Trump is "only joking" need to wake up. He's "joking" only in the way that the worst kind of internet trolls are: if everybody jumps on them and calls them idiots, they were just kiddin' and whatever happened to a sense of humor in this country, etc.? If they get a bit of support, they are entirely serious, no matter how abominable their ideas are. So yes, Trump absolutely wants to annex Canada. Trouble is, Canadians are tough people and aren't taking any of his idiotic shit. Give it up Donald, you double-plus-damned dope.

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Tommy Mo's avatar

All of this is so offal.

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Free beach's avatar

Him and poutine will form axis of entrail.

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kmblue187's avatar

"It’s a way for him, I think, to sow confusion, to agitate people, to create chaos knowing this will never happen.”

Trump's style in a nutshell, except sometimes it happens.

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kmblue187's avatar

If only Trump would fall off that cliff.

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kmblue187's avatar

"Welcome to Amerikansky Oblast, where every day is stupider than the last!"

Dead on and funny. I especially like the use of the word "stupider."

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Free beach's avatar

Is potato

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

I say open the borders to fentanyl and the problem will resolve itself.

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meh's avatar

Yah.

The redhat crowd seems to be the group that’s dying most from fentanyl.

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tehbaddr's avatar

"Trump should pick himself up a little imperialist something-something from the gift shop too."

The North American Continental Value Pak had caught his eye!

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jamesHatt the Magnificent's avatar

Arty Deal

I’m stealing that.

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Ken_L's avatar

Lutnick sets new standards fo MAGA stupidity.

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Free beach's avatar

Biden economy! Everyone knows MAGA can’t math.

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Rain Robinson's avatar

Is fpotus messing around with tariffs so billionaires can take advantage of volatile market prices? Up, down, up, down. I wouldn't be surprised. Either that, or he's just a dumb dickwad.

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R. Kevin Lindley's avatar

both

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Rain Robinson's avatar

I almost put that as my last word. Thank you!

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Spleen Victoria's avatar

See most Canadians thought he was serious all along. You have to take the ten ton gorilla in your basement seriously, folks. This is why you see “elbows up”, this is why you see the Buy Canadian push, this is why people are canceling spring break trips to Florida.

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