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David Guerdette's avatar

Beautiful! I LOVE when Mr. Legum writes in a 1st person voice when the voice is an autopen, a demon or any other perspective.

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Sandra Hardie's avatar

That was fun. Perfect for a Friday.

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Vic's avatar

Compare Trump's signature to that of Heinrich Himmler's. It's uncanny.

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Rad's avatar

I cannot believe THAT is what they (GOP-only) are DEBATING in the Senate! WTAF... really WHAT the ABSOLUTE F*CK!

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Alpaca22's avatar

thank you thank you for such an uplifting post

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Miss Grundy's avatar

Heather Cox Richardson interviews former president Barack Obama in Hartford, CT:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GBx-Xj1z2U

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WasX's avatar

"Oral & Maxillofacial" surgery person will be unearthing and withdrawing a lower side-back tooth from my oral-maxilloface today. Already greeting the dawn with stupid pain and will be perfectly happy to lay back in that expensive chair this afternoon.

Not enough sleep. Embarking on a creamy, not skinny, latte di covfefe.

How are My People?

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Alpaca22's avatar

I had 3 fillings in my front teeth on Monday as they both had developed giant bloody cracks over the weekend. Seems that the previous dentist had put new fillings ON TOP of the old ones.

I wish you a pain free future and dont forget to ask for pain needs if you think might need them. I have had a similar procedure and it hurt like fuck for a couple of days afterwards

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WasX's avatar

Holy shit, I'm so sorry!

They don't really give scheduled pain meds anymore; I've got tylenol and 800mg ibuprofens, I can take more ibu if & when. Cool so far, still numb and drooling, LOL

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WWRx's avatar

Focus is power

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VaselineHabits's avatar

May they give you the good shit!

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WasX's avatar

I could use a couple days' worth of dope, to keep on hand for emergencies. I hate being on shit, having 40 years sober, so it's not dangerous in my case, but those folks are very weird about that, now. Which is generally for the best for humankind.

Pass the ice pack, man.

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VaselineHabits's avatar

Well I meant more when you get there, I have 1 horror story of a dentist fuck up and had to wait for an Oral Surgeon to take me in.

Oral surgeon was great, my root had a curve though, so it was alot of work. I didnt feel much but I could see him sweat 😅 Make sure you have ice packs and take it easy, you might swell and bruise alittle. (and get the drugs + advil/aspirin)

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WasX's avatar

NO HORROR STORIES BEFORE MKY SURGERY THANKS

DID NOT READ

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The Wanderer's avatar

(raises his covfefe mug) Here's to an easy surgery and a swift recovery!

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WasX's avatar

Mucho grazie beaucoup.

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JustPixelz's avatar

I saw "Operation Mincemeat" on Broadway yesterday. It's a musical comedy about a real WWII event where the British deceived the Nazis by planting fake documents on a corpse. Despite the dark premise, the play was hella fun. At one point the characters are debating the morality of using the man's corpse without his family's knowledge or permission. "It's war; we must do whatever is necessary," says one character. "If we accept that without question, the fascists win," replies another. The audience broke into spontaneous applause for some reason.

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Jens TINGLEFF's avatar

Ben Macintyre wrote a book about that (and another called Double Cross about the complete failure of German espionage in England in WWII). Both are recommended.

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Alpaca22's avatar

thank you for the recommendations

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Mighty Little Dog's avatar

In honor of Stroke, Iggy Pop, Lust for Life. Rock on Stroke. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jQvUBf5l7Vw

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The Wanderer's avatar

(growls) Not only did the fucking Florida fucking Panthers win the Stanley Cup, they also broke it. https://www.cnn.com/2025/06/19/sport/florida-panthers-crack-dent-stanley-cup-nhl-spt-intl

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YaJagoff's avatar

Was Vance there?

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Isn't that the trophy that gets passed around?

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The Wanderer's avatar

Yeah, and it's known for getting banged around as it passes from hand to hand.

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dave in texas's avatar

I'm a little surprised to discover that Habitat for Humanity charges to come pick up donations, and that it's a pretty substantial amount. I just bought a new bedroom set and Habitat is charging about $200 to come and pick up the old one. It's a bed, dresser, chest, and bedside table.

It's OK, Habitat has always been one of my favorite charities, but that seems like a lot, enough to maybe even discourage some folks from donating.

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Sandra Hardie's avatar

That's weird. Habitat is one of my favorite charities. If they pull that stuff on my next donation, they will fall off my list. I'm just not that into extortion.

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VaselineHabits's avatar

I had Salvation Army pick up a couch. It was a sleeper sofa and on a 2nd story - free

Granted it was over a decade ago

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InMyRoom's avatar

Adding up the cost in my head.

$20. hr X 2 guys, + employee costs = $60. X 1.5 hrs for drive time and load/unload =$90.

Truck payment and insurance.

Space rental for storage & showroom.

Admin cost, record keeping.

$200.00 isn't too much.

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dave in texas's avatar

Like I said, I'm fine with it, and not my first donation to Habitat, but it might discourage some people from donating.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

They don't want people using it as a waste disposal service. Goodwill will refuse items if they aren't worth taking when they do it as a pickup.

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

They refused some shitty furniture that a friend asked us to haul over (Goodwill). So did Salvation Army. We ended up leaving it on our street on the off chance someone might want it, and if not, garbage picks up stuff like that

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dave in texas's avatar

That didn't even dawn on me. People can be real shits sometimes.

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paperlesstiger's avatar

Thank you, Thing.

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The Wanderer's avatar

[Cousin Itt noises]

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Well, I am utterly fucked in my dreams. Everyone in my dreams, which are basically the same every night with a few tiny tweeks that roll the narrative along, hates me right now. If they aren't pissed at me about bringing my homegirl to the REALLY SECRET secret movie, they are pissed at me for telling the blond android to run through the maze so he can get credit for his homework, but nazis shot him up in the maze and so I am even mad at myself. In my dreams.-_-

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JCfromNC's avatar

You dream like Mrs. JC does. I have dreams that are so boring I rarely even remember dreaming.

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WWRx's avatar

Same, but working on it. Wish I could get out there, again on the astral plane... ;)

https://youtu.be/OjhNyMo5qLY?si=KJOQ-M3IdJKZxkne

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Sleep specialists say it's better sleep when you don't remember. That means your memory is shutting down at night, too. When you remember your dreams, it means your memory has been up working instead of sleeping.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Interesting dreams.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I'm really kicking myself for blabbing about the secret secret movie. I can't even talk to the cool people who sneaked me in to it anymore. : (

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Alpaca22's avatar

I used to be able to lucid dream. It was so brilliant. I would remember where I was in the dream and pop straight back in there the next night. I could also control the dream. Suddenly, that ability was gone and I dont remember anything.

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The Wanderer's avatar

(sends a dozen of his characters over to act as a support group)

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I hope they help me win the in my dreams Project Runway contest I am in!

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WWRx's avatar

If you see a monster in a dream, give him a gift. Stay with it. Secret secrets often come back to you. :)

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Rocket Cat's avatar

Remember how No Kings in Austin got shut down due to credible threats? All horse poop. Read this article and shiver at what the police state of phony terror (while downplaying or ignoring Maga terror) did to an innocent man accused of being a threat:

https://abc13.com/post/katy-area-man-center-threat-investigation-involving-lawmakers-austins-no-kings-protest-says-he-feels-set/16781155/

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dave in texas's avatar

The protest didn't get shut down, I was there with 10-12,000 of my closest friends. They did, though, shut down entry to the Capitol earlier in the day due to the threat, but the No Kings protest was a huge success.

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Rocket Cat's avatar

I don’t live there, but my local news abc13 reported it cancelled

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dave in texas's avatar

Lickspittle press gotta lickspittle.

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werecat's avatar

With the tools they have it's so easy to ensure due diligence, but they just report the press releases they're given, as fact.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

The whole thing, both sides, seems fishy.

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The Wanderer's avatar

NBC is reporting that, with the possibility of the US involving itself in the shooting war between Israel and Iran, the Director of National Intelligence (Tulsi Gabbard, and oh how it hurts for me to type that) is being sidelined.

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Alpaca22's avatar

seeing as she wasnt invited to the Camp David talks that Dipshit had with his trusted advisors I would say she is there so he can point to her and other female department heads and say he isnt sexist

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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

Shitcanned would be more appropriate. Shitcanned and imprisoned would be more better.

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WasX's avatar

"People" who betray our national security for some fucking money make me twitch with enormous feelings. I have never been able to feel philosophical about it. They make me savage. Well, for any reason, but when they take money for it, it's worse.

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InMyRoom's avatar

Tulsi made the mistake of having an opinion, which was not in line with what TFG wanted to hear.

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Nancy Naive's avatar

Tulsi and Loomer in disagreement?

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C&A Bongo Man's avatar

That opinion sounds better in the original Russian.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Evidently that orange bag of shit is pissed about the nuclear war PSA she put out. Says it was off message.

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Bobathonic's avatar

He wants to nuke someone, anyone.

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Dudley Didwrong's avatar

I have a suggestion....

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InMyRoom's avatar

The bunker buster bombs are not nukes. They are the most powerful "regular" bombs.

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Bobathonic's avatar

What Diane said.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

He wants to use those, too.

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InMyRoom's avatar

TACO is between a rock and a hard place. Does he bomb Iran and piss off Putin, or does he not and piss off Bibi?

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

He tried to get help from Little Kim, but got ghosted.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I read that orange bag of shit is thinking about ending her position or rolling it into the CIA.

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The Wanderer's avatar

He's asked if he could appoint himself head of the Federal Reserve; maybe he could be his own DNI as well, also, too.

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Bill Door's avatar

And now we see what they mean by "Small government"--it's just this one asshole.

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Dudley Didwrong's avatar

Well, Grover Norquist advocated a government so small it could be "drowned in a bathtub." Maybe he was on our side, although I doubt it. Jean Paul Marat could perhaps speak up.

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Bobathonic's avatar

He's the Urinary Executive. Or something.

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