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They're just like trump. It's always someone else's fault.

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His punkass needs to be LOCKED UP!!!

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only maybe?

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This is the guy parents warned their daughters to avoid.

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Likely, a Pepto bismal.

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But it's on clearance!

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FBI didn't say if they found lotion in the apartment.

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Well, he didn't say "high quality girls." A distinction with a difference.

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“Anymore “

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They had to stop wearing yellow and black uniforms because they kept getting attacked by bees. 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝

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Axe Body Spray disavowed the insurrection, and is now the target of a boycott by the far right. (I did not have "Axe Body Spray disavows the insurrection" on my bingo card)

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Still gauche!

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Good catch.They were, however, all mentored by Paul who on his various travels became known as “Paul the Punisher”. Once an ass kicker, always an ass kicker.

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so-called Proud Boys, whoever they are- Sucker Spawnson McFear CartmanSince you were wondering, Sucker, now you know.

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Soooooooooooo true.

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