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Dylan Black's avatar

Made the awful mistake of actually looking at the comments on that story....

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Killing them <i>with votes</i>. (HEY! that meme actually works here.)

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

This is hoo hah. This is my gun. One is for fighting. One is for fun.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I protect my wife by keeping our health insurance. Because the only thing that can stop a bad cancer is a good doctor.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

She's probably clipping coupons right now for discount lawyers. "Defend your felony charges, get your second felony defense at half price!"

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That'll teach you to try to get by with an outdated Adobe security update from, like, 2 days ago. If you don't stay up-to-date, you take your chances.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

SUVs are for when teatards get too fat to hoist themselves into trucks.

The Quirk's avatar

No, but in the coming movie, Sofia Vergara has guns attached to her boobs, so there's that.

The Quirk's avatar

Isn't there a song lyric (prob heavy metal) that goes <i>I fuck my baby w/ a loaded gun</i>?

malsperanza's avatar

That myth has been debunked, except for the part about the two black guys getting stone murdered by a white cop as they tried to flee the flood, and his buddies covering up the deaths. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danziger_Bridge_shoo...">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...

Of course, if the two black guys had been armed with legal automatic weapons, I'm sure the cops would have respected their self-defense rights without question.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Does this mean Oklahoma's dark secret is out? Anything you'd like to admit/explain/photographically document ... you know, for the record?

diogenez's avatar

Does Miss Cordelia Huff-n-Puff have the vapors AGAIN?

schmannity's avatar

Guns good. Liberals bad. Snatch holster.

PubOption's avatar

It was in Wonkville four days ago.