Oh hai! Welcome to this edition of Our Cold Dead Hands, Wonkette’s weekly look at the state of the gun debate in America, where evil liberals bent on controlling every aspect of your lives continue their efforts to disarm the brave patriots who are the only line of defense between you and the FEMA death camps. You’ll thank them some day, you docile sheep!
She's probably clipping coupons right now for discount lawyers. "Defend your felony charges, get your second felony defense at half price!"
That'll teach you to try to get by with an outdated Adobe security update from, like, 2 days ago. If you don't stay up-to-date, you take your chances.
Of course, if the two black guys had been armed with legal automatic weapons, I'm sure the cops would have respected their self-defense rights without question.
Does this mean Oklahoma's dark secret is out? Anything you'd like to admit/explain/photographically document ... you know, for the record?
Made the awful mistake of actually looking at the comments on that story....
No, he was in Houston.
Killing them <i>with votes</i>. (HEY! that meme actually works here.)
This is hoo hah. This is my gun. One is for fighting. One is for fun.
I protect my wife by keeping our health insurance. Because the only thing that can stop a bad cancer is a good doctor.
She&#039;s probably clipping coupons right now for discount lawyers. &quot;Defend your felony charges, get your second felony defense at half price!&quot;
That&#039;ll teach you to try to get by with an outdated Adobe security update from, like, 2 days ago. If you don&#039;t stay up-to-date, you take your chances.
SUVs are for when teatards get too fat to hoist themselves into trucks.
No, but in the coming movie, Sofia Vergara has guns attached to her boobs, so there&#039;s that.
Isn&#039;t there a song lyric (prob heavy metal) that goes <i>I fuck my baby w/ a loaded gun</i>?
That myth has been debunked, except for the part about the two black guys getting stone murdered by a white cop as they tried to flee the flood, and his buddies covering up the deaths. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danziger_Bridge_shoo...">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...
Of course, if the two black guys had been armed with legal automatic weapons, I&#039;m sure the cops would have respected their self-defense rights without question.
Does this mean Oklahoma&#039;s dark secret is out? Anything you&#039;d like to admit/explain/photographically document ... you know, for the record?
Does Miss Cordelia Huff-n-Puff have the vapors AGAIN?
Guns good. Liberals bad. Snatch holster.
It was in Wonkville four days ago.