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So you've got some coin in your pocket. It's jingle-jangle-jingling and you've been thinking "hey, I wish I could simultaneously celebrate a politician's fall from grace AND get some really outrageously bad fashion-y type stuff in the process." People with more money than sense, today is your day. Jesse Jackson Jr's confiscated forfeited booty is at auction and it could be yours all yours. NOW HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY??
Now, what on God's green Earth is that thing above? Apparently it is for ladies, and it has bits of fox AND mink. Hawt. Bidding starts at $260, which is a bargain because we would probably pay somewhere in excess of negative one billion for this thing.
You Finally Have A Chance To Get The Sexy Jesse Jackson Jr. Swag You've Always Dreamed Of
These cross-promotional posts are confusing me.
Snipy is Lisa is Snipy here but Lisa there. There are comments about that here but not about this there...
Why must you torture my poor little orange self?
Yeah, I can smell it from here. It's dead alright.