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Delu's avatar

Is that supposed to be "who is fucking this guy?" Or "who is this fucking guy?"

(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

The former. The latter we all know the answer to, to our eternal regret.

JoeChristmas's avatar

He's no Denny Hastert, that's for sure.

The Milkman's avatar

Eliad Cohen. Allegedly.

The Milkman's avatar

Imagine what a terrible person you’d have to be to make a body like that not matter.

NarcissisticWeirdo's avatar

From HuffPo, the money sentence (kinda' like a money shot, but with words):

Schock. . . said the news would “come as no surprise” to his family, friends and associates. Or, for that matter, any wonketeers.

Mighty Little Dog's avatar

Hmmm. Is that like "Canadian Mist" or Seagrams 7 or a step down from that?

chascates's avatar

Probably Canadian Mist. The bourbon equivalent is Kentucky Tavern.

Mighty Little Dog's avatar

I did the same last weekend: case of white, case of red, case of Stoli handles. But now the doom meter has shifted so I'm thinking add whiskey (or whisky) and perhaps some cognac. Is cheaper irish whisky better?

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

OT, just watched Chris Cuomo host Nina (Bernie Campaign Manager) on CNN

If I were running for higher office I would put that woman on a cruise ship until after the election. You could see the spittle flying out of her mouth

Sweet Baby Jesus that was awful

Maybe's avatar

As a woman I hope that Aaron Schock go back into the closet--or a basement would do if his mom has one--and never come out again. No gender wants him.

Maybe's avatar

I am glad that Sanders is on the record saying whoever has the plurality of delegates shoudl win the nomination. The rules, which he knows full well, require a majority.

Of course at the time Sanders thought he'd have a plurality.

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

I’m sure his BROS in arms will take that calm, sensible approach

jsmukg's avatar

Utter shit on toast. That is all.

Ill-Advised's avatar

Needz moar velvet wallpaper.