Hey, Humans! It's time once again for another weird and unsettling Wonkette Sci-Blog! We are able to take up this valuable retail real estate now because Ace Political Blogger and Mammalian Protuberance Enthusiast M. Joseph Sheppard has canceled out on us, and there has been an inordinate amount of revelry among the Editorial Staff this week. This unfortunate situation will certainly be corrected soon, when they are able focus well enough again to find the Editorial Banhammer (HINT: look inside the vodka spiked melon).
I thought the giant snakes in the Everglades were going to come farther and farther <a href="http:\/\/www.usgs.gov\/newsroom\/images\/2008-2-20\/map_climatematch.jpg" target="_blank">north</a>, and pretty soon, would be a menace in the whole southern part of the country. No more water skiing.
In preparation for the huge solar flare I am working on a sun screen lotion with an SPF rating of 1,345,789.4. So far it looks a lot like tar and smells like old people farts. I&#039;m working on it... OK?
That, my lady, I find <a href="http:\/\/freethoughtblogs.com\/almostdiamonds\/2012\/09\/09\/we-dont-do-that-anymore\/" target="_blank">distressing</a>, though not so much as you did. While my idols&#039; feet may be part of clay, I wish they could keep their hands, and tongues, to themselves.
...actually, I thought toddlers <em>&quot; have all the right characteristics of perfect factories for bacterial, viral and parasitic diseases&quot;</em>?!
...I must admit that once or twice(pronounced more than 50) I have whipped my penis out in the middle of a game of Risk, and then used it impose &quot;Shock and Awe!&quot; upon my opponents! Actually, that is my nickname for my penis!
...true story: One time my niece when she was 3 years old sneezed out a string of snot that looked like a combination of broccoli and cheese soup and slime! She then proceeded to wipe her face with her hands and then stick them into a bowl pretzels. That being said, this was a bowl of pretzels that I had been snacking from earlier! From that point on, I always brought my own snacks when I visited my sister and niece.
Yeah, I think it is just called &quot;Dengue Fever&quot; ... I heard it at lunch.
I thought the giant snakes in the Everglades were going to come farther and farther <a href="http:\/\/www.usgs.gov\/newsroom\/images\/2008-2-20\/map_climatematch.jpg" target="_blank">north</a>, and pretty soon, would be a menace in the whole southern part of the country. No more water skiing.
The kudzu is already here. Maybe the snakes will like it.
In preparation for the huge solar flare I am working on a sun screen lotion with an SPF rating of 1,345,789.4. So far it looks a lot like tar and smells like old people farts. I&#039;m working on it... OK?
That, my lady, I find <a href="http:\/\/freethoughtblogs.com\/almostdiamonds\/2012\/09\/09\/we-dont-do-that-anymore\/" target="_blank">distressing</a>, though not so much as you did. While my idols&#039; feet may be part of clay, I wish they could keep their hands, and tongues, to themselves.
...I look forward to watching Ahmadinejad escaping Biff on his hoverboard!
I was under the impression that &quot;doable&quot; was used exclusively as an adjective for members of the opposite sex.
It&#039;s the French pronunciation.
Depends, is it something you are able to do or something you are able to feas?
Yeah, my money&#039;s on the stupid.
...better than the &quot;Lock Box&quot;!
True.
Example: Our Editrix, while being extremely doable, is not very feasible.
Won&#039;t stop me though. Never have been one to bow down to logic and reason.
Unless &quot;tardy&quot; is the adverbial form of Tardis.
Then it&#039;s OK.
...actually, I thought toddlers <em>&quot; have all the right characteristics of perfect factories for bacterial, viral and parasitic diseases&quot;</em>?!
...I must admit that once or twice(pronounced more than 50) I have whipped my penis out in the middle of a game of Risk, and then used it impose &quot;Shock and Awe!&quot; upon my opponents! Actually, that is my nickname for my penis!
...true story: One time my niece when she was 3 years old sneezed out a string of snot that looked like a combination of broccoli and cheese soup and slime! She then proceeded to wipe her face with her hands and then stick them into a bowl pretzels. That being said, this was a bowl of pretzels that I had been snacking from earlier! From that point on, I always brought my own snacks when I visited my sister and niece.