DO FEMININE WILES AT HIM I've been thinking about this a lot. I think we have to pucker up and kiss Trump's ass. We all know Donald Trump listens to whomever calls him smart, handsome, rich, and not a fucked-up, bullying, loser-at-everything, financially and morally bankrupt, physically hideous, illiterate, pathologically lying buffoon. He loooves those people. Putin called him "shiny," and he hasn't shut up about it for a year.