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ahughes798's avatar

That sucks! I think that the US should make serving jury duty much more pleasant and comfortable, so that people would WANT to perform their civic duty. Then again...I've never been selected as a jury member, and no matter how pleasant, serving for weeks would be a drag, unless they put you up in a 4 star hotel or something if you're sequestered.

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Mary Moss's avatar

"I can't decide: should I point the gun at me or away from me? When will one of the candidates make this clear!"

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

That's lovely, I hate to waste it on Trump supporters.

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handyhippie65's avatar

i love this fucking episode! if dumpster fire wins, i would happily push the history eraser button.

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handyhippie65's avatar

they have more teeth than any other animal in north america, and they are all pointy. hard to lose with a combo like that.

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handyhippie65's avatar

no one get's pissed off like ren.

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mattand's avatar

I am so stealing this.

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

I would be honored.

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Ranina's avatar

And they are very scary when they "smile" at you.

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

You are kinda nice. I dragged the phone call out as long as I could, constantly asking him to repeat what he said, and telling him to talk louder as I can't hear well (true). A good time was had by all. Well, actually I can only be sure of one of us. .

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

I though Gohmert was going to be Speaker once they oust Ryan. Just think (and shudder), Gohmert third in line to the Presidency. .

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

Losers, weak, pathetic!

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

When in second grade, some of us thought paste was quite tasty.

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

My Brother in law says just showing up in a suit and tie with shined shoes and a brief case will get you declined.

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phoenix00's avatar

Trolling the crank caller is perfectly acceptable, even encouraged! in my book.

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Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

You managed to fend off the horde of Lori`s room mates?

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