You Know What They Say About Cheney's Big Feet

Yesterday, Josh Marshall raised some concerns over Dick Cheney's swollen feet (size 10EEE!), noting that perhaps they were a medical issue, diverting blood flow from his heart or something. Fortunately, Cheney had that removed long ago. But we are concerned about his extremely large feet as well, wondering if they're diverting blood flow from another, ahem, major organ. Let's just hope he's okay. As Bush said so eloquently on Tuesday, "It's not always easy to sleep next to the elephant."

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