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Virginia Bee & Cat's avatar

Non-alcoholic. The spirits I'm using seem a bit on the ornery side, so maybe if I did start giving them booze before turning on the heat they will cook better?

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HeatherSaysNo's avatar

I have had SO many of those days lately. We are not garbage, the world (especially the USA) is garbage right now, and it needs people like us to help set it right. Please take good care of yourself. You matter!

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Enter Ranting's avatar

I would worship that.

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Feeling Groovy's avatar

"Ruled by" is a little strong, I think. More like recognize and respect the differences among people.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Sit down and shut the fuck up, Goobert.

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LarrytheRed's avatar

Along the way, he hasn't managed to do anything criminalLike an old judge told me when I argued my client's clean record, "He didn't get caught yet". "Fair enough", I replied. "That shows how smart he is".

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

*drools*

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Zap's avatar

Oh oh! T. rump realizes he's in the polling shitter with "The Suburban Housewives of America" (registered trade mark).

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Moomin Maiden-fully vaxxed's avatar

Interesting that many women already knew. Not discounting the men who knew.

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gkshenaut's avatar

And I thought “spirit cooking” was cooking over a spirit stove. Example: https://www.amazon.com/Tran...

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Either that or he just didn't do anything at all, thereby avoiding the criming.

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LarrytheRed's avatar

Uh, I wouldn't go that far. I knew the guy.

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Dr. Rags's avatar

So all Federal employees should file a joint EEOC complaint about being forced to work in a hostile work environment.

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andyshelt's avatar

"The Trump a̶n̶n̶a̶l̶s̶ anals of Exelence Excellence"

Fixed that for you.

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JoyfulLY's avatar

"Dabbled in spirit cooking",boy was I way off.Thought that may mean cooking with wine an such.

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